maybe his butt hurts to much to sit infront of a computer

 

That's really cool Lou. Good job.
I can see you have not prescribed to the "Stan" method of lifelong financial security.
Under my plan, I'll be reciting "Welcome to Walmart" until I'm 72, but I'll have a newer bike in the garage that I'm too old and weak to ride. Ha

 

You will need a Trike!

 

Oooof!

 

Off To Shuffle !!

 

Sometimes, those plans don't w*rk out...........

So I finally landed a job as a Wal-Mart greeter, which is a good find for many retirees, unfortunately I lasted less than a day.
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. Per my greeter training manual I said pleasantly, “Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.” “Nice children you have there. Are they twins?”
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one is 9, and the other one is 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?” So I replied, “I’m neither blind nor stupid, madam. I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.”
My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.

 

Rimshot!

 

Rimshot for Al!

 

Yes he did, said he was home safe, nursing a sore butt !
That doesn't sound quite right

 

Al, Chuckling.....the world just aint safe for us non politically correct anymore !!