TOAK- Thread Of All Knowledge- Part VI
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Evenin Greg...
I hope your day wasn't like this........
The Pharmacist.....
Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife.
> Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly
> this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he
> would even answer the phone.
> "Immediately, the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist and
> demand an apology. Before he could say more than a word or two, the
> druggist told him, "Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it. This
> morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went
> without breakfast and hurried out to the car, just to realize that
> I'd locked the house with both house and car keys inside and had to break
> a window to get my keys. "Then, driving a little too fast, I got a
> speeding ticket. Later, when I was about three blocks from the store,
> I had a flat tire.”
> "When I finally got to the store a bunch of people were waiting for
> me to open up. I got the store opened and started waiting on these
> people, all the time the darn phone was ringing off the hook.” He
> continued, "Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash
> Register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor.
I had to get down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels and The
> phone was still ringing. When I came up I cracked my head on
> the Open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase
> With a bunch of perfume bottles on it. Half of them hit the floor and
> broke.”
"Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally
got back to answer it. It was your wife.
She wanted to know how to use a Rectal thermometer.
And believe me mister, as God is my witness, all I did was tell her."
The Pharmacist.....
Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife.
> Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly
> this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he
> would even answer the phone.
> "Immediately, the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist and
> demand an apology. Before he could say more than a word or two, the
> druggist told him, "Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it. This
> morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went
> without breakfast and hurried out to the car, just to realize that
> I'd locked the house with both house and car keys inside and had to break
> a window to get my keys. "Then, driving a little too fast, I got a
> speeding ticket. Later, when I was about three blocks from the store,
> I had a flat tire.”
> "When I finally got to the store a bunch of people were waiting for
> me to open up. I got the store opened and started waiting on these
> people, all the time the darn phone was ringing off the hook.” He
> continued, "Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash
> Register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor.
I had to get down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels and The
> phone was still ringing. When I came up I cracked my head on
> the Open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase
> With a bunch of perfume bottles on it. Half of them hit the floor and
> broke.”
"Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally
got back to answer it. It was your wife.
She wanted to know how to use a Rectal thermometer.
And believe me mister, as God is my witness, all I did was tell her."
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Yuup, one foot in it and one ona banana peel....
Hang in there man.
I'm gonna call it a night folks. Have a great evening all!
I'm gonna call it a night folks. Have a great evening all!
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C'ya Tracy... hangin for sure...
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I am dumbfounded at the amount of Americans I read about that are opposed to Britain voting to leave the EU. So people really not see the value of national sovereignty? Controlling your own policies? If the EU was a group that was right wing, religious gun owners they would sure as hell want it disbanded and would applaud Britain or any other country rescinding its membership. But, I guess it is just a sign of how liberal the world has become.
OK, rant over....
OK, rant over....