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Old 02-08-2016, 02:50 PM
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i have a few interesting one's, but a little to graphic for here.
 
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Keith, is Billings in a valley?
Definitely between two mt ranges so yes !
 
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My Uncles ex-wife said on visiting days she would blow marijuana smoke into a Big Gulp cup and keep her finger on the straw so it wouldn't come out then when she was sitting at the table with my uncle let him inhale the smoke. Not sure how true that is, but it is innovative to say the least
 
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on visiting days you get searched, sometimes stripped, they search kids even more cause people like to hide stuff on them. and the only property you're allowed to bring in are your car keys and they go into a locked box.

when the inmates come in they strip them and bend them over and check, then tell them to squat and cough to see what pops out. had a girl who had stuffed a 32oz gatoraid bottle into her mommy parts, inside the container were various pills, crack and a syringe.
 
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I was wary of the truthfulness of the story I shared but it makes a neat story. Maybe in an Illionois small county Work Farm prison in the 80's it was possible.

A 32oz Gatorade bottle, eh? Now I am really insecure
 
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A 32oz Gatorade bottle, eh? Now I am really insecure
I was having the same thought, Marcus. That's not a love canal, that's a love aqueduct.
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Mick, you can plant a redwood in the Grand Canyon and it'd make no difference
 
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had a girl who put sort of a larger eye drop bottle up there so she could squeeze out water so when she had to do a urine test she would be able to pass the test
 
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Mick, you can plant a redwood in the Grand Canyon and it'd make no difference
We members of the Bonsai group will take your word for it.
 
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inmates think of ways to do everything they can get away with in prison, they just think the guards are dumb. i've seen some crazy things, but each night i go home and hug and kiss my wife, she asks how my day went, it was ok honey, how was yours..
 


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