Might we suggest appropriate patches?

 

Afternoon, Woodys!

 

LOL I still have a few I picked up along the way and just put up. My favs..


If it has **** or wheels it's gonna give you problems


Medicated for your protection


and


You are about to exceed the limits of my medication

 

Afternoon, Gregory. I received a prank call earlier ( and I might add I got the drop on the prankster) and your name was mentioned in extremely rich terms.

 

Afternoon Greg

 

Really! Funny, I don't feel any richer!

Hey, Tracy!

 

Greg, I'll let our prankster provide the details, providing he has finished his taxes, expense report and phone calls.

 

I'll be carrying at Woodstock as well. I carry just about everywhere it is legal to carry.

 

Oh, great, I can hardly wait!

 

I carry a lethal weapon wherever I go !