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Old 04-19-2016, 09:03 PM
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Originally Posted by zal
Fart box is not very small.
Then you're saying she does well at oral skills?
 
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I don't suppose you sharpies would fall for the old nearly nekkid deflection?
 
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Body bag...I guess if you're just released from jail and are tired of getting gang banged.
Getting tired of it implies at some point you were not. I promise ya, if I ever do something bad enough to go to prison I'll just end it. We do not go up the down stair case.
 
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Originally Posted by soft 02
So ya need a 2x4 and some rope?
Not that big.
 
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Old 04-19-2016, 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by rwhisen
Then you're saying she does well at oral skills?
Possibly. I don't want to know.

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Getting tired of it implies at some point you were not. I promise ya, if I ever do something bad enough to go to prison I'll just end it. We do not go up the down stair case.
I second that. Fudge packing is not in the cards nor will it ever be.
 
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Good snag Tim!

See Mick, it didn't work!
 
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Originally Posted by zal
Not that big.
Big enough to be #26,000
 
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Sorry fellas, I watched Ron White on Netflix last night and still haven't cleansed my brain...
 
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Originally Posted by rwhisen
Good snag Tim!

See Mick, it didn't work!
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Big enough to be #26,000
Hahaha, didn't even notice. Trying to erase the thoughts.
 
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The fatty deflection seems to work.....hmmmmm. I wonder if the beach shot will work too?
 
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