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Stunned at the lack of Woods decorum regarding Kristi's friend. Shall we take a more gentlemanly approach, fellas?

Russ, does this chick like hot, sweaty monkey sex after wine?

See, that was so much better.
 
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Ssuup checkers and stretchers.... checkin in and passin thru!!

Purty day today, 81* and sunny... headed to Ft Pierce in the AM... bout hunnert miles south of my brudders place... 150 mi since we will take the scenic route!!
 
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Originally Posted by OKMICK
Stunned at the lack of Woods decorum regarding Kristi's friend. Shall we take a more gentlemanly approach, fellas?

Russ, does this chick like hot, sweaty monkey sex after wine?

See, that was so much better.
You southern Folk sure have a way with words Hahaha
 
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Originally Posted by zal
Are you asking if she has teeth down there?
Yep ... that were purty funny
 
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Ssuup checkers and stretchers.... checkin in and passin thru!!

Purty day today, 81* and sunny... headed to Ft Pierce in the AM... bout hunnert miles south of my brudders place... 150 mi since we will take the scenic route!!
Have a great time, Ken. Does the 150 include DQ or Baskin-Robbins detours? Easy to rack up the miles when you're looking for a fix to keep Doc calm.
 
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These vampire cupcakes are awfully scary!

 
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What color roses did you end up with, Mick?
 
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Nice smile. Does the rest match?
She is a little thick on the lower end but still doable.

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So what you're saying is, and hopefully I get this right, on cool rainy days, she has a couple glasses of wine with fine dinning and gets really horny?!?
I don't know about the horny part but I can tell you years ago, she and Kristi were drinking tequila and their shirts flew off....
 
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Have a great time, Ken. Does the 150 include DQ or Baskin-Robbins detours? Easy to rack up the miles when you're looking for a fix to keep Doc calm.
Doc is killin me.... walked passed a ice cream joint at the mall shoppin for mum... I almost hadda heart attack!!
 
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Offered him a Klondike bar and he turned it down too!! Guess I might havta take him to the emergency room soon!!!
 


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