TOAK- Thread Of All Knowledge- Part V
03-29-2016, 09:00 PM
Instead of wrenching at WS16, how about we hit a dispensary and swipe a homeless guys bike or shopping cart and take turns racing for time in the parking lot or down a hill?
03-29-2016, 09:00 PM
So long as you look like you know what you are doing you can get away with a lot of ****!
03-29-2016, 09:01 PM
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The plan had evolved to:
1. Meet Craig at WS16
2. Gain his full confidence that we know what we're doing.
3. Hump the RK up to somebody's room somewhere
4. Strip the bike down to the frame.
5. Tinker some more in a diligent effort to move wires around.
6. If the effort is unsuccessful, stand back and scratch our heads, with a thoughtful look on our face. Eventually apologize for not being able to repair the problem.
7. Knowing that we've already killed too much time in disassembly, stealth out of the room undetected, leaving the bike behind in a state of disarray.
8. Join the remaining mobile Woods in the day's motorcycle fun-run, promising to buy Craig a beer upon our return.
Bwaahahaha. Just kidding, we wouldn't do that to a Woods brother.
1. Meet Craig at WS16
2. Gain his full confidence that we know what we're doing.
3. Hump the RK up to somebody's room somewhere
4. Strip the bike down to the frame.
5. Tinker some more in a diligent effort to move wires around.
6. If the effort is unsuccessful, stand back and scratch our heads, with a thoughtful look on our face. Eventually apologize for not being able to repair the problem.
7. Knowing that we've already killed too much time in disassembly, stealth out of the room undetected, leaving the bike behind in a state of disarray.
8. Join the remaining mobile Woods in the day's motorcycle fun-run, promising to buy Craig a beer upon our return.
Bwaahahaha. Just kidding, we wouldn't do that to a Woods brother.
03-29-2016, 09:03 PM
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If ya can't dazzle him with brilliance ... baffle him with BS ... It works, I've done it. Well, not on Craig ... Yet :>)
03-29-2016, 09:07 PM
Niece and nephew are over and all 4 kids are running around screaming and chasing each other. My head hertz
03-29-2016, 09:09 PM
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I'll wear my tool belt, it makes me look more professional. Well, that's what my wife says anyway. Sometimes I fall asleep with it on.
03-29-2016, 09:10 PM
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You'll need a bit more than a tool belt or you'll end up in jail Stan
03-29-2016, 09:14 PM
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I'll wear my nametag and hold a clip board. People with clip boards seem knowledgeable.
03-29-2016, 09:15 PM
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Spoken like a true clipboard salesman
03-29-2016, 09:19 PM
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