TOAK- Thread Of All Knowledge- Part V
#1841
01-31-2016, 05:58 PM
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#1842
01-31-2016, 05:59 PM
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Hey Raoul! perfect timing. You gotta watch that!
#1843
01-31-2016, 06:03 PM
Isn't that page 1 of the Husband Owners Manual? Ya know, the manual the wife's have for us?
#1844
01-31-2016, 06:04 PM
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#1846
01-31-2016, 06:14 PM
#1847
01-31-2016, 06:17 PM
When we first moved here, all I had for heat was a wood burning stove.
So one evening as I was getting ready for bed I realize I have not banked the fire for the night. I go out on the porch barefoot in just my house coat and reach down and get a couple chunks of wood and transfer them to my left arm and then grab for one of those big "all night" hunks and tried to one hand it up. It slipped out of my hand and fell directly on the nail of my big toe on my right foot. I let out a squall as the blood squirted and fell back breaking out the storm window with my elbow.
Her: You broke the window!
Me: F the window I just broke my toe!!
Her: You should try to be more careful..
#1848
01-31-2016, 06:18 PM
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#1849
01-31-2016, 06:23 PM
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#1850
01-31-2016, 06:24 PM
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When we first moved here, all I had for heat was a wood burning stove.
So one evening as I was getting ready for bed I realize I have not banked the fire for the night. I go out on the porch barefoot in just my house coat and reach down and get a couple chunks of wood and transfer them to my left arm and then grab for one of those big "all night" hunks and tried to one hand it up. It slipped out of my hand and fell directly on the nail of my big toe on my right foot. I let out a squall as the blood squirted and fell back breaking out the storm window with my elbow.
Her: You broke the window!
Me: F the window I just broke my toe!!
Her: You should try to be more careful..
So one evening as I was getting ready for bed I realize I have not banked the fire for the night. I go out on the porch barefoot in just my house coat and reach down and get a couple chunks of wood and transfer them to my left arm and then grab for one of those big "all night" hunks and tried to one hand it up. It slipped out of my hand and fell directly on the nail of my big toe on my right foot. I let out a squall as the blood squirted and fell back breaking out the storm window with my elbow.
Her: You broke the window!
Me: F the window I just broke my toe!!
Her: You should try to be more careful..
Spoken like a true Wife!