TOAK- Thread Of All Knowledge- Part V
03-09-2016, 10:15 AM
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glad to hear. the two of you will remember this one for a long time.. not that it would help but the second i feel a cough or anything coming on i start to take meds. being diabetic i'll get a cold twice as long as someone else. but since i've been a vegetarian, i only get sick once a year
03-09-2016, 10:32 AM
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03-09-2016, 10:36 AM
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03-09-2016, 10:38 AM
Old joke for ya..
A traveling salesman's car breaks down in the backwoods of KY. He walks to the nearest house to try to get some assistance.
After finally contacting some help, he and the old hillbilly are sitting around talking while the wrecker comes when across the yard runs a two legged pig.
"That's the strangest thing I ever saw. A two legged pig! How did it lose it's legs?", says the salesman.
"Well let me just tell ye.." say the old hillbilly. "That there 'aint no ordinary pig!"
"My youngest girl fell in the fishpond and that there pig jumped in a pulled her back out. She woulda drowned fer sure! But that 'aint how he lost his legs...
And then there wuz the time the house caught on fire. That there pig broke through the window and woke us up. Saved every one of us from a burnin' up I reckon! But that 'aint how he lost 'em either"
"So how'd he lose 'them?", asked the salesman.
The old hillbilly grinned and said, "Why son, you just don't eat a hog like that all at once!"
A traveling salesman's car breaks down in the backwoods of KY. He walks to the nearest house to try to get some assistance.
After finally contacting some help, he and the old hillbilly are sitting around talking while the wrecker comes when across the yard runs a two legged pig.
"That's the strangest thing I ever saw. A two legged pig! How did it lose it's legs?", says the salesman.
"Well let me just tell ye.." say the old hillbilly. "That there 'aint no ordinary pig!"
"My youngest girl fell in the fishpond and that there pig jumped in a pulled her back out. She woulda drowned fer sure! But that 'aint how he lost his legs...
And then there wuz the time the house caught on fire. That there pig broke through the window and woke us up. Saved every one of us from a burnin' up I reckon! But that 'aint how he lost 'em either"
"So how'd he lose 'them?", asked the salesman.
The old hillbilly grinned and said, "Why son, you just don't eat a hog like that all at once!"
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zal (03-09-2016)
03-09-2016, 10:43 AM
Cool pic Lou. Gotta love a gal what drives her own tractor!
03-09-2016, 10:44 AM
03-09-2016, 10:45 AM
03-09-2016, 10:51 AM
If you don't catch anything, you don't have to clean anything
Glad you guys had a great time together.
You're welcome to 'em Mark. when I took those speakers out I put them on a shelf together. When I finally found the second speaker it was a good 30ft away in another part of the grudge from where I had left it. But of course, no one is fessing up to moving it.
I'll try to get them in the mail today
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03-09-2016, 11:13 AM
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Funny one Tracy!
Good to hear that you had quality time with your pops, Mark. What were you fishing for?
Sitting at the cop shop, filling out paperwork. Fun fun
Good to hear that you had quality time with your pops, Mark. What were you fishing for?
Sitting at the cop shop, filling out paperwork. Fun fun
03-09-2016, 11:14 AM
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