Glitter bomb, HaHaHaHa
Will it stick to the wife? Could get exciting....

 

Got to have some.

 

I think that's the LAST person you want to send one of those to.....

Just occurred to me.....I have a bunch of addresses to add to my Christmas card list!

 

Only if you lather her with lotion first.

 

Hmmmmm. Haven't seen her all lathered up in quite some time.

 

Then she would never expect it. A full body lotion and a present? Must be her lucky day!

 

Went out one night with some friends and well, we wound up at a place called in Lexington called Pure Gold which is a gentleman's club.


Hadn't been there 15 minutes when this black gal with some enormous **** comes over to the tables. My buddy hands her $5 and points at me. She comes over, tells me to take my glasses off and proceeds to pound my face with those huge ***** (not that I minded at all).


Got back home that night and went into the bathroom to get rid of the last beers I had and looked in the mirror. I had that damn spray on body glitter they use all over my face. Jumped in the shower before the wife got to see it.

 

The calm before the storm

 

Hahaha, better than black eyes. Must have looked great with a perma grin and glitter after that.

 

I don't even want to know how you found that Tim...