TOAK- Thread Of All Knowledge- Part IV
#6131
10-26-2015, 08:42 AM
Seasoned HDF Member
Back to the shuffle. Ironic that my automated out of office (OOO) email response caused 200+ error alerts over the weekend, huh? We have a process that notifies us of a new scan email....when my OOO automated response replies to that server, it causes an error because it was not expecting a response and the OOO is not formatted like a scan email..easy fix but hate logging in to see 224 new alert emails, and that's jsut for that folder!
#6132
10-26-2015, 08:44 AM
#6133
10-26-2015, 08:46 AM
Seasoned HDF Member
And 848 emails for a process that runs every 2 minutes. I'd do the math to see if it started when I was out but "That Guy" just called in sick and he'd play dumb (Not that he has to play at it) about the problem
#6134
10-26-2015, 09:35 AM
Banned
If you stop by Santa Fe Harley tell the parts manager Wayne I said hey, nice guy.Morning woods.
#6135
10-26-2015, 09:38 AM
#6137
10-26-2015, 09:45 AM
Seasoned HDF Member
#6138
10-26-2015, 11:24 AM
Morning all.
Both bikes are fueled and ready for either the last ride or to be put away, I have admitted defeat and accept winter is close.
Smoker burner now works well enough that I'm doing ribs tomm, today cleaning shop and getting snowblowers running.
50 degree's and raining, no Kubbing today.
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: “I have a question to ask, but I don’t want to offend you.”
She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”
“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”
She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that…
1) You have to be single and
2) You must be Catholic.”
The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes, I’m single and Catholic!”
“OK” the nun says. “Pull into the next alley.”
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
“My dear child,” said the nun, “why are you crying?”
“Forgive me, but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must confess, I’m married and I’m Jewish.”
The nun says, “That’s OK. My name is Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween party!”
Have a good day...
Al
Both bikes are fueled and ready for either the last ride or to be put away, I have admitted defeat and accept winter is close.
Smoker burner now works well enough that I'm doing ribs tomm, today cleaning shop and getting snowblowers running.
50 degree's and raining, no Kubbing today.
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: “I have a question to ask, but I don’t want to offend you.”
She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”
“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”
She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that…
1) You have to be single and
2) You must be Catholic.”
The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes, I’m single and Catholic!”
“OK” the nun says. “Pull into the next alley.”
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
“My dear child,” said the nun, “why are you crying?”
“Forgive me, but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must confess, I’m married and I’m Jewish.”
The nun says, “That’s OK. My name is Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween party!”
Have a good day...
Al
#6140
10-26-2015, 01:40 PM
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Come to think of it, that was a hell of a thing for him to tell a 3 yr old....
Popped in for a sec, gotta get hay for the hosses...