When you hate your job, it can always be worse.

 

Sure sure Mick...heard that before.

 

I never pee on my hands, Helen.

 

another trailor park staple...a buick roadmaster with sun bleached paneling and red cellophane taillight secured with duct tape

 

Ah, Mark, I can only dream. Must be a good 2 to 3 inches from that point. Oh, wait. I have two back doors, let me do that again.

 

even with drink & cig!..thats my boy right there!!!

 

OK, Woods, here it is...the chili finale....unedited

1977 - Marina Del Rey, Calif. I swear, you can't make this stuff up:
So, we're sitting around having some cold ones in the apartment and see this ad in the local beach paper. "World's best chili". We decide that's what we want. So, Mick agrees to go over to this address to buy the chili.
It's a trailer park
This ugly old dude is in drag
Invites him in (don't go, Mick, don't go)
Shows him all these articles about walking backwards
Meanwhile, I'm wondering what's taking so long. . .
Mick comes back, just beside himself and relates his adventure with Mr Wingo to me
After we stop laughing, we decide to try this packet of world's best chili mix.
We cook it up taste it and it is absolutely the nastiest, foul tasting mess I've ever had.
We throw it out and go out to dinner.
Mr. Wingo's world's best chili, my ***.
Story for life, you betcha'

Thanks for the memory, old pal

 

i'll have to say mick..your a real rebel while the cat's away!

 

Helen, I learned years ago several things.

1. If you think you can be one person at work and a different one at home you're foolin' yourself.

2. Always make an agreement with your significant other than when you're with them that's where you want to be, when you're not, that's where you want to be.

Many years ago I had group execs in the store and at closing they all wanted to go to a strip club. Guess that's high times for guys out of town away from the Mrs. I called Sherri, on the speaker phone on my desk, and told her I was gonna take the guys to a strip club. Her response? " Have fun, if you're late dinner will be covered with foil in the microwave."

I am what I am, all the time....

 

I stand in awe Mick.
You done things most of us only dream of.
Carry on Sir.......