TOAK- Thread Of All Knowledge- Part IV
#4911
10-19-2015, 05:16 PM
Greg, I am going to call my lifelong buddy in Charleston, SC who was with me when we bought the chili and ask him what him it tasted like. If I can dial through the tears.
#4912
10-19-2015, 05:19 PM
#4913
10-19-2015, 05:19 PM
Seasoned HDF Member
Greg, I'm wondering if critical parts of this story may be missing.....
#4914
10-19-2015, 05:22 PM
#4915
10-19-2015, 05:26 PM
Moderator
I have carefully scoured the internet and ordered you a CD of female artists droning the following hits:
Why Didn't Ya Bring a Map?
Hey, That Signs says Clean Restrooms
I Can Save You Money at an Outlet Mall
Is it Safe to Go Below Half a Tank of Fuel?
Why Do You Insist on Using the Inside Lane?
Are Your Turn Signal Bulbs Out?
You Don't Mind if I Look Through the Center Console, Do You?
I Don't Understand Why These Seats Don't Recline Further
Hey, This Gas Station is 3 Cents Less Than Where You Filled Up
Why Didn't Ya Bring a Map?
Hey, That Signs says Clean Restrooms
I Can Save You Money at an Outlet Mall
Is it Safe to Go Below Half a Tank of Fuel?
Why Do You Insist on Using the Inside Lane?
Are Your Turn Signal Bulbs Out?
You Don't Mind if I Look Through the Center Console, Do You?
I Don't Understand Why These Seats Don't Recline Further
Hey, This Gas Station is 3 Cents Less Than Where You Filled Up
Gotta go to the HOA meeting. BBL
#4916
10-19-2015, 05:29 PM
Have fun!
Reminds me of the old joke:
Two friends are in the locker room getting dressed after a workout.
1st guy starts pulling on a pair of pantyhose.
His buddy asks:"when did you start wearing pantyhose?"
1st guy answers:"When my wife found them in the glovebox!"
I'll be here all week. Try the Tri-tip, and don't forget to tip your server.
Reminds me of the old joke:
Two friends are in the locker room getting dressed after a workout.
1st guy starts pulling on a pair of pantyhose.
His buddy asks:"when did you start wearing pantyhose?"
1st guy answers:"When my wife found them in the glovebox!"
I'll be here all week. Try the Tri-tip, and don't forget to tip your server.
#4917
10-19-2015, 05:37 PM
Extreme HDF Member
I have preempted all of these arguments and surreptitiously purchased a pair of Victoria Secret's panties to stow in my glove box. A few hundred miles down the road I will ask for a napkin out of the glove box and she will find them. Voila! Silence the rest of the trip!
Gotta go to the HOA meeting. BBL
Gotta go to the HOA meeting. BBL
#4918
10-19-2015, 05:44 PM
I have preempted all of these arguments and surreptitiously purchased a pair of Victoria Secret's panties to stow in my glove box. A few hundred miles down the road I will ask for a napkin out of the glove box and she will find them. Voila! Silence the rest of the trip!
Gotta go to the HOA meeting. BBL
Gotta go to the HOA meeting. BBL
Answer: Ever since my wife found 'em in the console.
#4919
10-19-2015, 05:45 PM
Sorry, Greg. I was on the phone in tears with my buddy Carl in Charleston, did not see your reply.
#4920
10-19-2015, 05:50 PM
Seasoned HDF Member
How was the da@* chili?
Hahaha