Morning Woods!
A young city girl takes home 2 rescue dogs set to be euthanized but doesn't realize she has a male and a female.
At midnight she hears a ruckus and runs downstairs to find the male "locked" into the female accompanied by the normal mating chaos.
Panicked she calls the vet and hysterically describes the situation, demanding to know what to do.
The vet tells her to place the phone very near the dogs, he will call back, and the ringing will resolve the situation with the male losing his erection and all desire.
"Are you sure?" she says.
"Yep" says the vet "it just worked in my case".......
Morning Woods!
A young city girl takes home 2 rescue dogs set to be euthanized but doesn't realize she has a male and a female.
At midnight she hears a ruckus and runs downstairs to find the male "locked" into the female accompanied by the normal mating chaos.
Panicked she calls the vet and hysterically describes the situation, demanding to know what to do.
The vet tells her to place the phone very near the dogs, he will call back, and the ringing will resolve the situation with the male losing his erection and all desire.
"Are you sure?" she says.
"Yep" says the vet "it just worked in my case".......
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist colony? ... It's not hard.
You know Al there is a lot of truth in that statement. Used to be the neighborhood kids would come around and it was a lot of fun to see their costumes but nowadays, kids are driven to my neighborhood from other ones by their parents who follow behind them in cars. WTF? Do we have better candy than they do in your neighborhood? When my kids were of Trick or Treat age I used to pull a wagon with a cooler in it that contained two pitchers of ready made margaritas while the kids begged for candy. Used to socialize with all the MILFs along the way too.
We don't hand out candy anymore because the gimmedats have ruined it and the surrounding neighborhoods hand out candy the preceding weekend to thwart them. We figure we hand out enough stuff during tax season.
You know Al there is a lot of truth in that statement. Used to be the neighborhood kids would come around and it was a lot of fun to see their costumes but nowadays, kids are driven to my neighborhood from other ones by their parents who follow behind them in cars. WTF? Do we have better candy than they do in your neighborhood? When my kids were of Trick or Treat age I used to pull a wagon with a cooler in it that contained two pitchers of ready made margaritas while the kids begged for candy. Used to socialize with all the MILFs along the way too.
We don't hand out candy anymore because the gimmedats have ruined it and the surrounding neighborhoods hand out candy the preceding weekend to thwart them. We figure we hand out enough stuff during tax season.
Could that be part of the "something for nothing" mentality?
HaHaHa.... or the 16 yr old that's mebee......just a little to big for the candy-begging game.
Sheesh.....Had a couple beggars last year I'd of swore were in their 20's.
Prolly casing the place............
10-19-2015, 08:47 AM
