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Old 10-18-2015, 09:17 AM
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Morning woods. Bout ta hit the road. Got a gymnastics competition in Simi Valley I need to drive a car load of girls to.
 
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Old 10-18-2015, 09:18 AM
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Have fun ChesterWood!
 
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Old 10-18-2015, 09:18 AM
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Originally Posted by LiiT
Morning Woods. A nice frosty 28 here this morning at sunrise.


Not too long ago the wife and I were at an O'Charley's in Richmond for supper.


The hostess came to seat us at our table and all I could think was WOW!


Beautiful, big brown eyed, petite, long haired brunette who was absolutely stacked and fully packed. I mean this girl was blessed!


I (after many years of practice) am maintaining myself and only sneaking a occasional surreptitious glance.


We get to the table and sit down and the wife says (knowing my preferences in female beauty) "The hostess sure is pretty!"


Cool as a cucumber I says, "Really? I didn't notice."


She laughed pretty much through the whole meal on that one.
That's way better than getting a fork in the forehead.
 
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Old 10-18-2015, 09:19 AM
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Tim are you getting ready for the season that can not be mentioned here?
 
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Old 10-18-2015, 09:21 AM
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Mornin Woods! Kids are sick now too. Hoping, only in an effort to avoid catching whatever ninja they have, I can go kubbing for one last long run before the season comes to a screeching halt, as it is wont to do here in Colorado

Russ, what day do you think you'll be coming through Co on your way home?
 
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Whenever I'm confronted with a scantily clad wimmin situation I take the tactic of pointing it out to my wife and pretending to be appalled at how inappropriately dressed they are. Then my wife is so busy looking at them I can give a full on ogle right in front of her.
 
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Old 10-18-2015, 09:24 AM
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Originally Posted by PapaThiele
....Russ, what day do you think you'll be coming through Co on your way home?
Probably next weekend if I leave on Tuesday.
 
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Old 10-18-2015, 09:24 AM
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Originally Posted by zal
That's way better than getting a fork in the forehead.
You too ???
 
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Old 10-18-2015, 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted by rwhisen
I bet your missus does not subscribe to that belief! HAHAHAHA
No, no she does not.


Originally Posted by zal
By being on here? How does that work? Hahaha

Morning Woods.
Well I'm not grounded and she didn't take away the interweb
 
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I apparently need lessons from Tracy and Chester.
 


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