Hormel chili gives me gas.
Speaking of chili, my latest batch of Green Chili turned out awesome.

 

REmember the saying?

Beans, Beans are good for the heart.
The more you eat, the more you fart.
The more you fart, the better you feel.
So let's have beans for every meal!

 

Last road trip I went on with my buddies had hard boiled eggs as part of the free breakfast. We probably packed away a couple dozen the first morning. I don't think that hotel room will ever be the same.

 

I'm an athletic person; I fart at the slightest exertion.

 

Back in my powerlifting days I used to drink protein shakes which are notorious for making you gassy. I had to swap my chair at work with one from way across the room. Poor bastard who got that chair is probablystill suffering

 

I just recycle air.

 

Hahahaha!

 

But it's filtered.

 

Calling it early tonight. Looking forward to Hump Day tomorrow

 

Night Mark.