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Old 01-13-2016, 07:13 AM
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Offta shuffle... laaater Toakers...

I remember the blonde and the redhead getting off the plane on Valintines day, their boyfriends standing on the tarmac with flowers in hand.

The redhead says " ohh boy, guess I will be on my back all weekend"!

The blonde says " What!!! Ya mean ya don't own a vase"???
 
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Old 01-13-2016, 07:20 AM
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Flowers = Sex? Since when?
 
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Old 01-13-2016, 07:26 AM
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Originally Posted by PapaThiele
Flowers = Sex? Since when?
Oh, they do, just somtimes not with the person giving the flowers.


http://nypost.com/2015/05/02/a-miser...on-my-husband/
 
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Old 01-13-2016, 07:29 AM
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What a ****!
 
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Old 01-13-2016, 07:32 AM
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Mornin producers of wisdom!
 
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Last time I gave the Mrs flowers was when I walked her down the isle.
 
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Mornin, Lou. Did ya get your powerball ticket yet?
 
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Mornin, Lou. Did ya get your powerball ticket yet?
Got three. Not usually one to entertain fanticy but what the hell. Kinda like **** but all about money.
 
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