I'm sure we will hear about the beatings you will endure if you plan on bringing this treasure home too.

 

Pictures of said paramount of feminine pulchritude will be required of course!

 

Mornin, Jack. I've heard touching that makes ya a real outlaw! I'm with Russ, you're killing me.

 

If you look hard enough I promise you will find her. The trick will be sneaking her back across the border. Tell the wife that's your anniversary gift to yourself....

Yea, my sense of humor has gotten my *** in a crack a time or 2....

 

I'm gonna pass her off as a Syrian refugee and she'll walk right through. As a matter of fact I could probably bill the government for her housing. Funny, Kristi said just the other day that we needed a wife.

 

Need some help, Fellas. I am looking for a gift for a special someone. I'd like something along the lines of an Elmer Fudd hunting vest. Anybody seen anything like that?

 

Every women's poll I see rates humor as number 1.

 

Would you like leather, jean, canvas or horse blanket?

 

Mornin house builders n game players n motercicle polishers n resolution breakers.

 

I would love to help you out Mick, but I'm not really a vest guy. I'm more of a "you're a chicken and I'm a chicken hawk" kinda guy.

You're gonna probably have to break down and pm Mountain Cruiser....