See you later!

 

What's the latest word on damage down your way, Ross?

 

Looks like so far they have counted 11 dead. Pretty narrow band of damage, it doesn't appear that the tornado was very wide, maybe 100-200 yards wide. Looks like a giant lawnmower went through the affected areas.

 

Yikes.

 

They are estimating a EF-3 level which makes the winds at 136–165 mph.

 

Afternoon, Woods. Back from a breakfast designed to earn hubby points. Like most of you my balance goes from positive to negative at any given moment. Over the Christmas holiday and today's sacrifice I am currently at -2,647.

 

Seems odd how we always seem to operate in the deficit and I noticed how you didn't say it was possible to go from negative to positive.

 

This young QB from Buffalo is not gonna have a long career if he keeps running naked in the flat.

 

Each infraction, uh, husband interaction has a point value either positive or negative. Here are some examples:

Bad anniversary gift -1,000
Fabulous anniversary gift +100

Forgetting to do the laundry -500
Doing several loads of laundry +25

Asking for sex when she is not in the mood -1,500
Asking for sex when she is -250

Not filling her car with gas -250
Filling car with gas, washing and waxing, interior clean +10

Swearing in front of the children -750
Taking them to church twice a week and reading them Bible stories +75

 

Neither is Tim if he keeps cooking naked under that apron.