Just in case you guys are still looking for that last minute gift...

 

Why she gotta be white? Why is the "dark side" always bad?

 

OK, Russ. This is a 'true confession' post. Many years ago a friend and I were shooting pool. We had a few too many. We leave in his car. He is driving. As we exit the parking lot he hits a car in the rear quarter panel. Cops are called. There we all stand, cops, 5 occupants of the car he hit, my buddy Carl and me. The occupants of the other car are squawking like monkeys at the cops and I, in a moment of brilliance, yell....You damned baboons sure stick together, don't ya?

The Swedish seem to have no sense of humor.

 

I'm not sure but query me this, Riddle Boy. You ever seen a black chick want 7 dwarfs telling her what to do?

 

HAHAHAHA, we have all had "those" moments I'm sure!

Did your comment quiet down the zoo?

 

It doesn't go down like that in the hood, you know that!

 

Well, have ya taken the kids to the zoo when they throw the meat into the big cat pen?

I was lucky, a very nice Sheriff took me aside and common sense fell on me like an anvil.

 

I bet! Did he advise you and your buddy to head for the hills?

 

I did not send a PM to any poster. I did not send psychic thoughts to anyone. Christ, timing is everything....

https://www.hdforums.com/forum/polit...ce-to-now.html

 

Not exactly. He did tell me the consequences of drunk and disorderly would pale in comparison to any satisfaction I would receive from any other thing I was considering.