That's the guy ya get if ya go out of network.

 

Payment accepted ...VISA , Mastercard and goats.

 

Afternoon Woods. Feeling better but no where near 100%. A do-nothing day might help.

 

I have become disillusioned with myself...

Went in a liquor store this weekend because a friend insisted on Slippery Nipple shots. 3 hot chicks ahead of me buying 2 cases of beer and some whiskey. They pay and leave and I set my Butterscotch Schnapps and Baily's on the counter.

The guy looks me up and down but holds it in. I tell him go ahead, say it. He's like "hey man, I don't judge."

Then I log on here and see my post count.

I'm pathetic.........

 

Oh, afternoon Woodrows...

 

Jack, that is downright hilarious. Afternoon to ya.

 

It's embarrassing Mick.

Only good thing is I WAS on Pearl at the liquor store.

I've gotten so pathetic though not one black chick asked for a ride.

 

Now, now, Jack. Babe Ruth is remembered for having held the home run record, few remember that he also, until Reggie Jackson, held the record for strikeouts.

 

That's a great analogy, and is comforting, thanks Mick.

Now I'm gonna take my baseball bat and go hit something...

 

Jack, not exactly the same thing but kind of. Couple of days back I get up, early as usual, and there's not enough dog food to feed the dogs. Hell, trip to Wally. It's about 4:30 in the morning so what the hell.....I go to wally in sweatpants, house slippers and a hoodie thing.

Get the food, go to check out and of course, there's a hottie in front of me at the only open register. I swear, I immediately thought....Crap, I've become my Dad.