If so, go to nearest massage parlor where ornamental girl will fix up.

 

I swear I know these girls from somewhere....

 

Hahhaha!

 

Is that the Hannah Montana blow up doll I've been waiting for??

 

...is your wood shrinking with age. Don't be a sap...try our poplar treatment.

 

Came in from yard shuffling and have been watching Sherri wrap yet more Christmas gifts. All now in box large enough to hold a Steinway. I am informed 'we' need to go to UPS.

 

Don't bark up the wrong tree, use our brand.

 

Later guys. Gotta go play mechanic for a while.

 

i love cold cereal but like Tracy I am supposed to avoid it because of the beetus. A single serving would be reasonable, but who in the world eats 3/4 cup of cereal a a serving?

Trying to get a tree joke in...nothing is coming to mind. Something about suffering from oaks and pines....bah, that sucked!

 

I don't know whats going on around here but I'm going to get to the root of the matter.