TOAK- Thread Of All Knowledge- Part IV
#181
09-28-2015, 06:01 PM
Moderator
Yes, pretty but if you can't ride that chick then what good is she?
We're still talking about bikes right?
We're still talking about bikes right?
#182
09-28-2015, 06:02 PM
OK, yesterday afternoon late Sherri breaks the handle to the mop. Says we need a new mop. No problem, she says, let's just run over to WalMart. Quick trip, right? OHHH, NOOO....we go in Sherri's car and she promptly loses her keys.
Look all over the store where we walked, no luck. Go to customer service and give them her phone number in the event somebody finds them.
Call neighbor to come pick us up so we can go home and get extra set. An HOUR later, amongst the cretins that frequent WalMart we are still waiting.
Sherri's cell rings....someone has found the keys and turned them in. Fantastic, home to shower.
Look all over the store where we walked, no luck. Go to customer service and give them her phone number in the event somebody finds them.
Call neighbor to come pick us up so we can go home and get extra set. An HOUR later, amongst the cretins that frequent WalMart we are still waiting.
Sherri's cell rings....someone has found the keys and turned them in. Fantastic, home to shower.
#183
09-28-2015, 06:03 PM
Moderator
I guess I better quit screwin' around and get out to the grudge and get my bike back together....
#184
09-28-2015, 06:04 PM
The parallels are frightening, Russ.
#185
09-28-2015, 06:05 PM
OK, yesterday afternoon late Sherri breaks the handle to the mop. Says we need a new mop. No problem, she says, let's just run over to WalMart. Quick trip, right? OHHH, NOOO....we go in Sherri's car and she promptly loses her keys.
Look all over the store where we walked, no luck. Go to customer service and give them her phone number in the event somebody finds them.
Call neighbor to come pick us up so we can go home and get extra set. An HOUR later, amongst the cretins that frequent WalMart we are still waiting.
Sherri's cell rings....someone has found the keys and turned them in. Fantastic, home to shower.
Look all over the store where we walked, no luck. Go to customer service and give them her phone number in the event somebody finds them.
Call neighbor to come pick us up so we can go home and get extra set. An HOUR later, amongst the cretins that frequent WalMart we are still waiting.
Sherri's cell rings....someone has found the keys and turned them in. Fantastic, home to shower.
#186
09-28-2015, 06:06 PM
Moderator
#187
09-28-2015, 06:15 PM
I thought about it, Greg. Here was my dilemma. If I leave Sherri there and some moron has found the keys and is searching the lot for a Mazda Miata what does she do if said moron attempts to take the car? We both go and that happens, we get back, no car.
Appears a lady shopper found the keys and turned them in.
Appears a lady shopper found the keys and turned them in.
#188
09-28-2015, 06:17 PM
Moderator
I thought about it, Greg. Here was my dilemma. If I leave Sherri there and some moron has found the keys and is searching the lot for a Mazda Miata what does she do if said moron attempts to take the car? We both go and that happens, we get back, no car.
Appears a lady shopper found the keys and turned them in.
Appears a lady shopper found the keys and turned them in.
#190
09-28-2015, 06:19 PM
I thought about it, Greg. Here was my dilemma. If I leave Sherri there and some moron has found the keys and is searching the lot for a Mazda Miata what does she do if said moron attempts to take the car? We both go and that happens, we get back, no car.
Appears a lady shopper found the keys and turned them in.
Appears a lady shopper found the keys and turned them in.