Wonder if Izzo has seen these hotties?

 

Wow, those are some nearly nekkids!

 

SO the wife and I were cruising the mall and we popped into VS. I'm walking around oohing and aching, calling Kristi over to touch this or suggest she try on that and I am met with nothing but eyeroll of course.

She wanders off leaving me to my own devices and I end up back at the "Sale" rack which happens to be near the dressing rooms. Apparently I violated some invisible line on the floor that prohibits men from being that close to the dressing rooms. When the little sales girl told me to please move away I asked "Why?" She couldn't say but summoned the manager who said it was their policy to keep men away from the dressing rooms. I asked why as I couldn't see a freaking thing, not even the doors to the stalls. She said it was "their policy."

I told her that although I may give the appearance of being a man, I identified as a woman and therefore she was discriminating against me. Just about this time Kristi shows back up and I had to explain that not only was I identifying as being a woman, my wife and I were lesbians. Now that did it! My lovely wife took hold of my arm and escorted me from the premises......what a buzzkill!

 

Hahahahaha! Awesome!!

Even Gloria and Danielle got a belly laugh out of that!

 

hahahaaa.....

 

I bet my wife thought she'd heard it all after being married to me for almost 30 years! HAHAHA not yet baby!

 

Russ, I have told you repeatedly wearing a woman's thong on your head does not make you resemble a super crime fighter.

 

Did Kristi even give you the satisfaction of a chuckle?

 

Yeah, every year I am getting closer to being that 'harmless old guy' that can get away with outrageous behavior and people just pat ya on the head. I cannot wait.

 

Your alright Russ!