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Old 10-05-2015, 09:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Northern Glide
Wow, Anywhere near 26* and I get reverse inner shrinkage so bad surgery is required before I can pee again.
Thanks for letting me share..........
yeah, there is that problem. They should come out with heated crotch warmers.
 
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Originally Posted by Northern Glide
Wow, Anywhere near 26* and I get reverse inner shrinkage so bad surgery is required before I can pee again.
Thanks for letting me share..........
Pepper and tweezers...sprinkle the pepper first, when it sneezes catch it with the tweezers.
 
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Pepper and tweezers...sprinkle the pepper first, when it sneezes catch it with the tweezers.
There has to be a trick to that....
 
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There has to be a trick to that....
Nah, just lots of practice...or so I have heard!
 
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Originally Posted by rwhisen
You could always get your missus to blow in your mowf to pop it back out....
Hmmmmm. Shouldn't it be an orifice closer to said unit itself?
Nawwwwww, she's not going to go for that, even if my life hung in the balance.
Bwaaahahaha
 
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Originally Posted by BARACU
Russ, look into Powerlet. No internal wires to provide heat. Uses some kind of nanotech Nasa space age carbon fiber technology to provide infrared heat. The entire jacket or glove liners heat up. Hve had jacket liner and glove liners for 3 years and they w*rk great. While you're spending your money, buy the wireless remote control dual thermostat.
I read about this stuff. I works on a principle similar to a micro wave oven. Russ you do know what happens when you put metal in a micro wave ,don't you ?
 
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Originally Posted by Northern Glide
Hmmmmm. Shouldn't it be an orifice closer to said unit itself?
Nawwwwww, she's not going to go for that, even if my life hung in the balance.
Bwaaahahaha
There's the "Prostrate Exam" technique if she's too squeamish for the blow...
 
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Originally Posted by RoadKing 2014
I read about this stuff. I works on a principle similar to a micro wave oven. Russ you do know what happens when you put metal in a micro wave ,don't you ?
Yes I have seen firsthand results of that scientific experiment....the wife was none too happy either...
 
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There's the "Prostrate Exam" technique if she's too squeamish for the blow...
That would be more excitement than I've had in years........ HA
 
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Old 10-05-2015, 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted by RoadKing 2014
I read about this stuff. I works on a principle similar to a micro wave oven. Russ you do know what happens when you put metal in a micro wave ,don't you ?
Maybe the idea of an infra red crotch heater isn't such a good idea for you young guys.....with me it wouldn't matter.
 
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