TOAK- Thread Of All Knowledge- Part IV
11-22-2015, 08:48 AM
They don't use rectal thermometers for outdoor temps, Larry.
11-22-2015, 08:48 AM
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11-22-2015, 08:49 AM
Speaking of that, I believe Helen may have jumped ship and is sporting Poser colors.
11-22-2015, 08:50 AM
11-22-2015, 08:51 AM
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To those of you who could benefit from some extra jingle in your pocket!
Wanted
The Perfect Bus Driver
Must meet the following qualifications:
· Have the ability to watch the road, 7 mirrors and 36 gauges & switches all at the same time
· Must not have any difficulty with getting to work earlier and working later than the rest of the school staff and for less pay
· Be immune to the common cold, flu, measles, head lice, chicken pox, ring worm and some other diseases that don't even have names yet.
· Have to have at least two extra eyes in the back of your head and super-man hearing.
· Must maintain a positive attitude, possess the patience of Jobe and have nerves of steel at all times (For example: be able to dodge paper wads, clean up vomit and smile, all at the same time.)
· Have the ability to absorb ridicule from the kids, parents, faculty, management and peers at any moment and grin.
· Must be able to consume 9 or 10 cups of coffee and not go to the bathroom for at least two hours.
· Should excel in child and parent psychology.
· Must possess certain detective skills, such as being able to recognize forged notes from home, find missing children and know when you’re being lied to.
IF YOU CAN MEET THIS CRITERIA YOU ARE THE PERFECT BUS DRIVER AND WE WANT YOU FOR PART TIME WORK !
Wanted
The Perfect Bus Driver
Must meet the following qualifications:
· Have the ability to watch the road, 7 mirrors and 36 gauges & switches all at the same time
· Must not have any difficulty with getting to work earlier and working later than the rest of the school staff and for less pay
· Be immune to the common cold, flu, measles, head lice, chicken pox, ring worm and some other diseases that don't even have names yet.
· Have to have at least two extra eyes in the back of your head and super-man hearing.
· Must maintain a positive attitude, possess the patience of Jobe and have nerves of steel at all times (For example: be able to dodge paper wads, clean up vomit and smile, all at the same time.)
· Have the ability to absorb ridicule from the kids, parents, faculty, management and peers at any moment and grin.
· Must be able to consume 9 or 10 cups of coffee and not go to the bathroom for at least two hours.
· Should excel in child and parent psychology.
· Must possess certain detective skills, such as being able to recognize forged notes from home, find missing children and know when you’re being lied to.
IF YOU CAN MEET THIS CRITERIA YOU ARE THE PERFECT BUS DRIVER AND WE WANT YOU FOR PART TIME WORK !
11-22-2015, 08:51 AM
what!!!!?????
11-22-2015, 08:53 AM
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That hussy....
11-22-2015, 08:57 AM
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11-22-2015, 08:58 AM
Hey, I snuck over, stood on my tippy toes and looked in the window. It was her, I tell ya.
11-22-2015, 08:59 AM
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