TOAK- Thread Of All Knowledge- Part IV
Oh baby!
HOLD ON....unbelievable....I swear on the soiled underwear of a really hot chick I had sex with during my youth...
Checked the mail. IRS letter, instant Oh, ****. Open envelope. They want to give me about 1100 bucks because I incorrectly reported a capital gain in 2013.
I am not making this up....they want to send me money.
Checked the mail. IRS letter, instant Oh, ****. Open envelope. They want to give me about 1100 bucks because I incorrectly reported a capital gain in 2013.
I am not making this up....they want to send me money.
It's a trap!
HOLD ON....unbelievable....I swear on the soiled underwear of a really hot chick I had sex with during my youth...
Checked the mail. IRS letter, instant Oh, ****. Open envelope. They want to give me about 1100 bucks because I incorrectly reported a capital gain in 2013.
I am not making this up....they want to send me money.
Checked the mail. IRS letter, instant Oh, ****. Open envelope. They want to give me about 1100 bucks because I incorrectly reported a capital gain in 2013.
I am not making this up....they want to send me money.
HOLD ON....unbelievable....I swear on the soiled underwear of a really hot chick I had sex with during my youth...
Checked the mail. IRS letter, instant Oh, ****. Open envelope. They want to give me about 1100 bucks because I incorrectly reported a capital gain in 2013.
I am not making this up....they want to send me money.
Checked the mail. IRS letter, instant Oh, ****. Open envelope. They want to give me about 1100 bucks because I incorrectly reported a capital gain in 2013.
I am not making this up....they want to send me money.
Hey, the envelope said 'Penalty for Private Use' and the letter has a Philadelphia return address.
My joy is somewhat diminished. Another mailer in same batch says I can offer a Syrian refugee a better life for the nominal gift of 19 dollars a month. Those little buggers have some sad eyes. I will however, get a t-shirt and a tote if I send a check.
My joy is somewhat diminished. Another mailer in same batch says I can offer a Syrian refugee a better life for the nominal gift of 19 dollars a month. Those little buggers have some sad eyes. I will however, get a t-shirt and a tote if I send a check.
Hey, the envelope said 'Penalty for Private Use' and the letter has a Philadelphia return address.
My joy is somewhat diminished. Another mailer in same batch says I can offer a Syrian refugee a better life for the nominal gift of 19 dollars a month. Those little buggers have some sad eyes. I will however, get a t-shirt and a tote if I send a check.
My joy is somewhat diminished. Another mailer in same batch says I can offer a Syrian refugee a better life for the nominal gift of 19 dollars a month. Those little buggers have some sad eyes. I will however, get a t-shirt and a tote if I send a check.
Evening Woods! Leftovers for dinner. My choice of pork chops, red chili w/w-out fried taters, pizza...so many choices...its worse than too few choices
Hahaaa...Lou, true story. I had a buddy, about 20 years ago, that was the most incredible ladies man I have ever been around. Thousands of stories but this one is a classic.
We are in a bar. He and I are around 40 and this smokin hot girl comes in. His radar is up. She comes up to order a drink and he says hello to her. She looks at him and says (parapharased) "you're old enough to be my Dad"
Without missing a beat he says, " I might be, what's your Mom's name?"
I still laugh when I think about Frank.
We are in a bar. He and I are around 40 and this smokin hot girl comes in. His radar is up. She comes up to order a drink and he says hello to her. She looks at him and says (parapharased) "you're old enough to be my Dad"
Without missing a beat he says, " I might be, what's your Mom's name?"
I still laugh when I think about Frank.
Hahaaa...Lou, true story. I had a buddy, about 20 years ago, that was the most incredible ladies man I have ever been around. Thousands of stories but this one is a classic.
We are in a bar. He and I are around 40 and this smokin hot girl comes in. His radar is up. She comes up to order a drink and he says hello to her. She looks at him and says (parapharased) "you're old enough to be my Dad"
Without missing a beat he says, " I might be, what's your Mom's name?"
I still laugh when I think about Frank.
We are in a bar. He and I are around 40 and this smokin hot girl comes in. His radar is up. She comes up to order a drink and he says hello to her. She looks at him and says (parapharased) "you're old enough to be my Dad"
Without missing a beat he says, " I might be, what's your Mom's name?"
I still laugh when I think about Frank.
I thought your story was going to end with he WAS her Dad
Mark, mi vida Loca. This guy was unbelievable with women. Two quick stories.
We are in Palm Springs, CA in Paul D'Amicos Steakhouse. Waiter comes to the table. Hands Frank a business card and tells him it is from the woman over there. Seriously hot woman. I kid you not, on the back of the card she had written, "If we die having sex will they bury us together?"
He and I are in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. In a cabana with an arched entryway. Like a scene out of a movie this gorgeous woman is standing at the entry, backlit so all you see is her silhouette. Frank says, "I think I know her." I say, "yeah, right." I'll be damned she looks in, sees Frank and runs right at him, throws her arms around him and give him a big ol kiss.
Guy was incredible.
We are in Palm Springs, CA in Paul D'Amicos Steakhouse. Waiter comes to the table. Hands Frank a business card and tells him it is from the woman over there. Seriously hot woman. I kid you not, on the back of the card she had written, "If we die having sex will they bury us together?"
He and I are in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. In a cabana with an arched entryway. Like a scene out of a movie this gorgeous woman is standing at the entry, backlit so all you see is her silhouette. Frank says, "I think I know her." I say, "yeah, right." I'll be damned she looks in, sees Frank and runs right at him, throws her arms around him and give him a big ol kiss.
Guy was incredible.