TOAK- Thread Of All Knowledge- Part IV
11-18-2015, 04:57 PM
Oh baby!
11-18-2015, 04:58 PM
HOLD ON....unbelievable....I swear on the soiled underwear of a really hot chick I had sex with during my youth...
Checked the mail. IRS letter, instant Oh, ****. Open envelope. They want to give me about 1100 bucks because I incorrectly reported a capital gain in 2013.
I am not making this up....they want to send me money.
Checked the mail. IRS letter, instant Oh, ****. Open envelope. They want to give me about 1100 bucks because I incorrectly reported a capital gain in 2013.
I am not making this up....they want to send me money.
It's a trap!
11-18-2015, 04:59 PM
Seasoned HDF Member
HOLD ON....unbelievable....I swear on the soiled underwear of a really hot chick I had sex with during my youth...
Checked the mail. IRS letter, instant Oh, ****. Open envelope. They want to give me about 1100 bucks because I incorrectly reported a capital gain in 2013.
I am not making this up....they want to send me money.
Checked the mail. IRS letter, instant Oh, ****. Open envelope. They want to give me about 1100 bucks because I incorrectly reported a capital gain in 2013.
I am not making this up....they want to send me money.
11-18-2015, 05:07 PM
Seasoned HDF Member
HOLD ON....unbelievable....I swear on the soiled underwear of a really hot chick I had sex with during my youth...
Checked the mail. IRS letter, instant Oh, ****. Open envelope. They want to give me about 1100 bucks because I incorrectly reported a capital gain in 2013.
I am not making this up....they want to send me money.
Checked the mail. IRS letter, instant Oh, ****. Open envelope. They want to give me about 1100 bucks because I incorrectly reported a capital gain in 2013.
I am not making this up....they want to send me money.
11-18-2015, 05:07 PM
Seasoned HDF Member
11-18-2015, 05:09 PM
Hey, the envelope said 'Penalty for Private Use' and the letter has a Philadelphia return address.
My joy is somewhat diminished. Another mailer in same batch says I can offer a Syrian refugee a better life for the nominal gift of 19 dollars a month. Those little buggers have some sad eyes. I will however, get a t-shirt and a tote if I send a check.
My joy is somewhat diminished. Another mailer in same batch says I can offer a Syrian refugee a better life for the nominal gift of 19 dollars a month. Those little buggers have some sad eyes. I will however, get a t-shirt and a tote if I send a check.
11-18-2015, 06:04 PM
Seasoned HDF Member
Hey, the envelope said 'Penalty for Private Use' and the letter has a Philadelphia return address.
My joy is somewhat diminished. Another mailer in same batch says I can offer a Syrian refugee a better life for the nominal gift of 19 dollars a month. Those little buggers have some sad eyes. I will however, get a t-shirt and a tote if I send a check.
My joy is somewhat diminished. Another mailer in same batch says I can offer a Syrian refugee a better life for the nominal gift of 19 dollars a month. Those little buggers have some sad eyes. I will however, get a t-shirt and a tote if I send a check.
Evening Woods! Leftovers for dinner. My choice of pork chops, red chili w/w-out fried taters, pizza...so many choices...its worse than too few choices
11-18-2015, 06:09 PM
Hahaaa...Lou, true story. I had a buddy, about 20 years ago, that was the most incredible ladies man I have ever been around. Thousands of stories but this one is a classic.
We are in a bar. He and I are around 40 and this smokin hot girl comes in. His radar is up. She comes up to order a drink and he says hello to her. She looks at him and says (parapharased) "you're old enough to be my Dad"
Without missing a beat he says, " I might be, what's your Mom's name?"
I still laugh when I think about Frank.
We are in a bar. He and I are around 40 and this smokin hot girl comes in. His radar is up. She comes up to order a drink and he says hello to her. She looks at him and says (parapharased) "you're old enough to be my Dad"
Without missing a beat he says, " I might be, what's your Mom's name?"
I still laugh when I think about Frank.
11-18-2015, 06:18 PM
Seasoned HDF Member
Hahaaa...Lou, true story. I had a buddy, about 20 years ago, that was the most incredible ladies man I have ever been around. Thousands of stories but this one is a classic.
We are in a bar. He and I are around 40 and this smokin hot girl comes in. His radar is up. She comes up to order a drink and he says hello to her. She looks at him and says (parapharased) "you're old enough to be my Dad"
Without missing a beat he says, " I might be, what's your Mom's name?"
I still laugh when I think about Frank.
We are in a bar. He and I are around 40 and this smokin hot girl comes in. His radar is up. She comes up to order a drink and he says hello to her. She looks at him and says (parapharased) "you're old enough to be my Dad"
Without missing a beat he says, " I might be, what's your Mom's name?"
I still laugh when I think about Frank.
I thought your story was going to end with he WAS her Dad
11-18-2015, 06:30 PM
Mark, mi vida Loca. This guy was unbelievable with women. Two quick stories.
We are in Palm Springs, CA in Paul D'Amicos Steakhouse. Waiter comes to the table. Hands Frank a business card and tells him it is from the woman over there. Seriously hot woman. I kid you not, on the back of the card she had written, "If we die having sex will they bury us together?"
He and I are in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. In a cabana with an arched entryway. Like a scene out of a movie this gorgeous woman is standing at the entry, backlit so all you see is her silhouette. Frank says, "I think I know her." I say, "yeah, right." I'll be damned she looks in, sees Frank and runs right at him, throws her arms around him and give him a big ol kiss.
Guy was incredible.
We are in Palm Springs, CA in Paul D'Amicos Steakhouse. Waiter comes to the table. Hands Frank a business card and tells him it is from the woman over there. Seriously hot woman. I kid you not, on the back of the card she had written, "If we die having sex will they bury us together?"
He and I are in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. In a cabana with an arched entryway. Like a scene out of a movie this gorgeous woman is standing at the entry, backlit so all you see is her silhouette. Frank says, "I think I know her." I say, "yeah, right." I'll be damned she looks in, sees Frank and runs right at him, throws her arms around him and give him a big ol kiss.
Guy was incredible.