TOAK- Thread Of All Knowledge- Part IV
11-17-2015, 08:34 PM
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11-17-2015, 08:36 PM
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My favorite catholic joke:
One day a priest is taking confessions and a man comes in and says, "Forgive me father for I have sinned. I had sex with Nookie Green"
"Say 10 Our Fathers and 10 Hail Marys. Go and sin no more my son." says the priest.
The next man comes in and says, "Forgive me father for I have sinned. I had sex with Nookie Green"
This goes on for the next 5 men who come in. The priest is understandably flustered.
The next day as mass was about to begin a gorgeous red head struts down the isle of the church dressed in an emerald green from her head to her micro-mini skirt and brilliant patent leather emerald green shoes. She sits on the front pew and as she does the priest can easily see she has no under garments on.
He turns to the alter boy and whispers, "Is that Nookie Green?"
"I'm not sure Father", he altar boy replies, "It might just be a reflection off her shoes"
One day a priest is taking confessions and a man comes in and says, "Forgive me father for I have sinned. I had sex with Nookie Green"
"Say 10 Our Fathers and 10 Hail Marys. Go and sin no more my son." says the priest.
The next man comes in and says, "Forgive me father for I have sinned. I had sex with Nookie Green"
This goes on for the next 5 men who come in. The priest is understandably flustered.
The next day as mass was about to begin a gorgeous red head struts down the isle of the church dressed in an emerald green from her head to her micro-mini skirt and brilliant patent leather emerald green shoes. She sits on the front pew and as she does the priest can easily see she has no under garments on.
He turns to the alter boy and whispers, "Is that Nookie Green?"
"I'm not sure Father", he altar boy replies, "It might just be a reflection off her shoes"
11-17-2015, 08:38 PM
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My favorite catholic joke:
One day a priest is taking confessions and a man comes in and says, "Forgive me father for I have sinned. I had sex with Nookie Green"
"Say 10 Our Fathers and 10 Hail Marys. Go and sin no more my son." says the priest.
The next man comes in and says, "Forgive me father for I have sinned. I had sex with Nookie Green"
This goes on for the next 5 men who come in. The priest is understandably flustered.
The next day as mass was about to begin a gorgeous red head struts down the isle of the church dressed in an emerald green from her head to her micro-mini skirt and brilliant patent leather emerald green shoes. She sits on the front pew and as she does the priest can easily see she has no under garments on.
He turns to the alter boy and whispers, "Is that Nookie Green?"
"I'm not sure Father", he altar boy replies, "It might just be a reflection off her shoes"
One day a priest is taking confessions and a man comes in and says, "Forgive me father for I have sinned. I had sex with Nookie Green"
"Say 10 Our Fathers and 10 Hail Marys. Go and sin no more my son." says the priest.
The next man comes in and says, "Forgive me father for I have sinned. I had sex with Nookie Green"
This goes on for the next 5 men who come in. The priest is understandably flustered.
The next day as mass was about to begin a gorgeous red head struts down the isle of the church dressed in an emerald green from her head to her micro-mini skirt and brilliant patent leather emerald green shoes. She sits on the front pew and as she does the priest can easily see she has no under garments on.
He turns to the alter boy and whispers, "Is that Nookie Green?"
"I'm not sure Father", he altar boy replies, "It might just be a reflection off her shoes"
11-17-2015, 08:38 PM
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Not bad. Pearl and I went out for a looky look tonight.
Nice pics Lou...
Nice pics Lou...
11-17-2015, 08:42 PM
11-17-2015, 08:55 PM
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11-17-2015, 09:01 PM
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Hump day tomorrow. Gunna be batching it next week. Gotta put mama an kiddo on a plane Friday. Buying my plastic gun tomorrow.
11-17-2015, 09:07 PM
Hey Mark, I see that Aldon Smith got suspended for a year. Continuing the Raider tradition of throwing caution to the wind in player evaluation and signings.