Our football team blows. We have a group of players who think that HS is holding them back from their career in the NFL. They don't get it.....everyone is a superstar.

 

A bunch of "me's" in that team, eh?

 

Absolutely. You should hear their parents in the stands. Little Malcolm X isn't being "coached right", Rastus should be handed the ball on every play and don't forget about Superstar Wide Receiver JaMontaguler who is so fast he outruns the QB's arm on every play.

 

And no one knows how to tackle.

 

Believe it or not, 5 Head Coaches and 8 years ago this HS won the State 4A Championship.

 

Tackle? What's that? Those guys should fall down when I get near them!

 

What happened to the winning coach?

 

He got fired because LaTonguleades's parents didn't think he knew what he was doing and they wanted a coach that better represented their ethnicity. Well, they got one that lasted two years and amassed a 0-16 record for those two years. They haven't found anyone since that could motivate these kids.

 

Evening fellas. Might be chestered somewhat.

Did I miss a conversation about trucks?

 

There is some show on the TV right now that stars Sofia Vergara. I didn't know she had a show....she's so hot!