Poser's Coffee House, All Bullshit Accepted, Part VII
Buah Ha Ha Sils are da best! Good one Mike! Morning every one.
for a second there I thought you were taking a **** outside, then the rain theory crept in......more coffee!!
As always Mark and I are the last to the dance. Buster just put his head on the key board while assuming his morning place across my lap (morning or warming?) while I have my coffee, and somehow brought up a web page for legendary cycles out of New Jersey (nice trike conversions! BTW) so now I know where he's been cruisin' the net when I'm not home sheesh...I would have expected Poodles without Panties....He knows something is up as Momma and I are packing to take the 5 Gkids to see da mouse. Luckily the BIL he loves best is coming to dog sit and Buster has him wrapped around his middle paw pad...LOL Well Time to finish up the details...Lets see first day for underwear is forward second, turn em around, third inside out and fourth, turn around again...I hate packing....
Wanted to turn on the TV to do a quick check on the Korea situation and immediately noticed that last night Sugarlips was watching the "Transgender Deviants Looking For A million dollar Condo In Bali Channel" with two fat hairy guys jumping around squwealing like girly greased pigs about how they jut "adooore the tile shower" and we can't wait to take a soapy shower together! OMFNGOD! I had to throw my hands over Busters eyes and ears! Why can't they do a combinination show with the"Military History Channel" where Gunney Ermey is the realtor in disguise and he wips out his riding crop and beats some sense into 'em making do push ups and runs the sissys to exhaustion down the scenic beaches till they collapse in sweaty puddles. We'll call it the old "Drill Instructors Revenge Channel". I predict it would be a gigundus smash hit in the Vietnam Era Veteran age group as well as on the Country good ol boy demographic, Damn I'm sick of all this personal wierd and twisted bullshit being injected into cable TV programming...How about televising the "KIm Fatboy Jung Meets the Navy Seals at Summercamp made for TV Channel Special sponsored by DPMS Panther ARms?
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Hey I'm not a total regressive bigot. I am enjoying a Canadian HGTV show withan androgenis host with a 100 dollar haircut and Italian loafers who is also wearing wierdly a camo pattern suit coat while showing how to demolish and rebuild a perfectly nice home while overextending two yuppie idjits credit rating showing more expensive places to buy at the same time...I would watch the Willie Nelson teaches us to smoke doobies and golf channel or the Bocephus takes us for walks in the mountains while drinking and hunting channel...
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I came close to doing that, guy had an aluminum frame dual axle 14' painted Harley black & orange (which I don't want, why advertise "steal me") for a suspiciously low price, but someone else got there before me. Former son in law and next door neighbor would haul one back for me, so if I do find the right one before a truck...
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Ain't just cable, it's all of it from English speaking countries. Peter Ustinov wasn't Asian, and I don't care how politically correct it may be today, Queen Guinevere and Prince Lancelot were most certainly not black! The other stuff... if that's supposed to make me like it, it ain't working.