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02-03-2011 | 01:15 PM

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From: Conroe Texas

A Funny

　
　
This is funny and could get a stupid man killed (smile)
　
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom
making love to a very attractive young woman.

And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried.
'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children!
I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'

And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can
tell you what happened.
"Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say
to me!'
And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home,
and this young lady here asked me for a lift.
She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her
and let her into the car.
I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.
She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.
So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas
I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid
you'll put on weight.
The poor thing devoured them in moments.
Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while
she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes,
so I threw them away.
Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you
have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are
too tight.
I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present,
which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.
I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't
wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at
the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has
a similar pair"
The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful
for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she
turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,
'Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'
Ha haha...

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