Good ride and gator wrestling today....
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10-28-2010 | 09:48 PM
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10-28-2010 | 10:36 PM
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I think we probably have kept a few people entertained anyways...this is classic Fl Crew...slinging the chit back and forth all in good humored fun...some folks (like us) have the ability to go back and forth and not take it all too seriously...I have enjoyed our little repartee (it's french Jerry... look it up) 
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10-29-2010 | 05:21 AM
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10-30-2010 | 07:01 AM
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This is basically for the beginner. An advanced GG (gator grappler) has many more complex and difficult moves, but like anything else you have to get the basics down first, then proceed to refine your skill from there.....
How to Wrestle a Gator
A how-to guide to gator wrestling
Here is a breakdown of the basics to help get you started in GG:
1 Sit on the gator and hold its mouth shut.
2 Pull the mouth open and show the teeth.
3 Place the gator's chin under your chin and hold it shut.
4 Roll the gator on its back to put it to sleep.
Disclaimer: Don't try this at home.
How to Wrestle a Gator
A how-to guide to gator wrestling
Here is a breakdown of the basics to help get you started in GG:
1 Sit on the gator and hold its mouth shut.
2 Pull the mouth open and show the teeth.
3 Place the gator's chin under your chin and hold it shut.
4 Roll the gator on its back to put it to sleep.
Disclaimer: Don't try this at home.
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10-30-2010 | 07:17 AM
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And here is an excerpt from the Ocala Star-Banner on how I got my start in GG.
Ocala Star-Banner - 9/23/2006
By Bull Sheetz
Staff writer
Local Man Wins One Million Dollars - Then Turns It Down
A filthy rich man in Florida decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Wade, the only redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with the women. At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10ft man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who is brave enough to jump in."
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Wade in the pool!
Wade was fighting the gator and kicking its ***! Wade was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor. The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Wade and the gator were screaming and raising hell. Finally Wade strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a K-mart goldfish.
Wade then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief!
Finally the host says, "Well, Wade, I reckon I owe you a million dollars. "No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Wade. The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then? "No thanks. I don't want it," answered Wade. The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options? Again Wade said no. Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Wade, then what do you want?" Wade said, "I want the name of the sumbitch who pushed me in the pool."
Ocala Star-Banner - 9/23/2006
By Bull Sheetz
Staff writer
Local Man Wins One Million Dollars - Then Turns It Down
A filthy rich man in Florida decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Wade, the only redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with the women. At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10ft man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who is brave enough to jump in."
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Wade in the pool!
Wade was fighting the gator and kicking its ***! Wade was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor. The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Wade and the gator were screaming and raising hell. Finally Wade strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a K-mart goldfish.
Wade then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief!
Finally the host says, "Well, Wade, I reckon I owe you a million dollars. "No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Wade. The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then? "No thanks. I don't want it," answered Wade. The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options? Again Wade said no. Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Wade, then what do you want?" Wade said, "I want the name of the sumbitch who pushed me in the pool."