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Old 10-12-2010 | 11:37 AM
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Old-Timer Sex

The husband leans over and asks his
wife, 'Do you remember the first time
we had sex together over fifty years ago?
We went behind the village tavern where
you leaned against the back fence and I
made love to you.'
Yes, she says, 'I remember it well..'
OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll
around there again and we can do it for
old time's sake?'
Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like
a crazy, but good idea!'
A police officer sitting in the next booth
heard their conversation and, having a
chuckle to himself, e thinks to himself,
I've got to see these two old-timers
having sex against a fence. I'll just keep
an eye on them so there's no trouble.
So he follows them.
The elderly couple walk haltingly along,
leaning on each other for support aided
by walking sticks..
Finally, they get to the back of the
tavern and make their way to the fence..
The old lady lifts her skirt and the old
man drops his trousers. As she leans
against the fence, the old man moves in..
Then suddenly they erupt into the most
furious sex that the policeman has ever
seen. This goes on for about ten minutes
while both are making loud noises and
moaning and screaming.. Finally, they
both collapse, panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he
has learned something about life and
old age that he didn't know..
After about half an hour of lying on
the ground recovering, the old couple
struggle to their feet and put their
clothes back on.
The policeman, is still watching and
thinks to himself, this is truly amazing,
I've got to ask them what their secret is..
So, as the couple passes, he says to them,
'Excuse me, but that was something else.
You must've had a fantastic sex life
together.. Is there some sort of secret to
his?'
Shaking, the old man is barely able to
reply, 'Fifty years ago that wasn't an
electric fence.'
 
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Old 10-12-2010 | 11:47 AM
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Old 10-12-2010 | 11:54 AM
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hehehe
 
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Old 10-12-2010 | 12:46 PM
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...That was too funny!
 
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Shocking!!
 
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I don't care who you are.....that's funny right there............lmao
 
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