Alabama Jacks
#62
Another movie quote! It's a famous one I know but I forget the movie. (goodfellas?)
Yeah, all in all it was a good day. I felt like the 'elder' today being the most seasoned of these two n00bs. I gotta be careful what I wish for huh?
That damn gas station off US1 and card sound still doesnt have their auto-shut-off working at the pumps, I say we should ban that gas station. Sorry I even pulled into it after what happened to Rich.
As for being refined and a biker all in one day, like I said... HOG!
Yeah, all in all it was a good day. I felt like the 'elder' today being the most seasoned of these two n00bs. I gotta be careful what I wish for huh?
That damn gas station off US1 and card sound still doesnt have their auto-shut-off working at the pumps, I say we should ban that gas station. Sorry I even pulled into it after what happened to Rich.
As for being refined and a biker all in one day, like I said... HOG!
#63
Oh and ix-nay on the ipwrecks-shay, the bar that steve was mentioning with the sign.
Translation for the 'elders': Cancel the bar named 'shipwrecks'
Turns out they are begging for business after all. The n00bs wanted to bail before I could finish my business in the john. I've seen much worse bars, but i don't wanna make anyone uncomfortable. Something about incest and peacocks?!
Translation for the 'elders': Cancel the bar named 'shipwrecks'
Turns out they are begging for business after all. The n00bs wanted to bail before I could finish my business in the john. I've seen much worse bars, but i don't wanna make anyone uncomfortable. Something about incest and peacocks?!
#64
To elaborate a little on Phil's comment about that frigging gas station. Pump did not shut off and gasoline shot out of the tank, soaked my jeans, my sneaker, tank, as well as seat. It was a large amount as well. They should be closed down.
All in all we had a great time... LOT's OF LAUGHS, even while stuck in traffic on 836. If we weren't riding, we were laughing. .
All in all we had a great time... LOT's OF LAUGHS, even while stuck in traffic on 836. If we weren't riding, we were laughing. .
#65
Oh and ix-nay on the ipwrecks-shay, the bar that steve was mentioning with the sign.
Translation for the 'elders': Cancel the bar named 'shipwrecks'
Turns out they are begging for business after all. The n00bs wanted to bail before I could finish my business in the john. I've seen much worse bars, but i don't wanna make anyone uncomfortable. Something about incest and peacocks?!
Translation for the 'elders': Cancel the bar named 'shipwrecks'
Turns out they are begging for business after all. The n00bs wanted to bail before I could finish my business in the john. I've seen much worse bars, but i don't wanna make anyone uncomfortable. Something about incest and peacocks?!
Yokal: Oh there's someone that wears a helmet.
Joe: <Ignores him>
Yokal: How well does that helmet work when you crash?
Joe: <Ignores him>
Yokal: What do you ride.
Joe: Harley
Steve (to Yokal) : What do you ride, that Honda out there? (Only bike there besides ours)
Yokal: No, my motorcycles are down the street.
Steve: Let's get out of the sh!thole
Outside at entrance to men's room.
Joe: Phil, I hear you shaking it more than once.
Steve: If ya shake it more than once, you're playing with it.
Joe: <Ignores him>
Yokal: How well does that helmet work when you crash?
Joe: <Ignores him>
Yokal: What do you ride.
Joe: Harley
Steve (to Yokal) : What do you ride, that Honda out there? (Only bike there besides ours)
Yokal: No, my motorcycles are down the street.
Steve: Let's get out of the sh!thole
Outside at entrance to men's room.
Joe: Phil, I hear you shaking it more than once.
Steve: If ya shake it more than once, you're playing with it.
Last edited by SoFla; 05-23-2010 at 05:57 PM.
#66
#68
Remember when Phil said: Let's take 836 it's Sunday, there won't be any traffic.
(Little did I know 836 was the main route into Miami INTERNATIONAL Airport)
But hey... 1/3 of the laughs was in that traffic !!!
#69
#70
It wasn't the airport that caused the traffic though.. It was that nasty collision, although it's likely caused by an idiot that missed the airport exit.
Last time I led on a sunday I said "yeah! theyre open on SUNDAY!" that happened Twice that day neither place was open..wth?
Last time I led on a sunday I said "yeah! theyre open on SUNDAY!" that happened Twice that day neither place was open..wth?
Unfortunately the accident included a crotch rocket. And concidering how mangled it was against the Jersey barrier it must have included a DOA.