Here are the LATEST LIBERAL JOKES

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
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Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
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Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser
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Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
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Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
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If Pelosi, Reid, Kerry and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it sank, who would be saved? ....
A: America!
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I have heard it said that "humor has it's roots in truth". (Bo has papers, huh?)

 

Back to the 'papers' biz.....
I have heard that starting next year, in Florida, to renew your drivers license, you must show a birth certificate that is embossed. Guess who is not getting a Florida license!
(I am more scared of the eye test than anything!)

 

That ain't no joke. They use stereo scope eye machines now, so it doesn't matter if your overall vision is 20/20, each eye must be no worse than 20/40 corrected. If you have a bad eye for whatever reason, you'll need a certified letter from your ophthalmologist stating that the vision in that eye cannot be corrected.

As for jokes, I'll leave it at - No Rules - No Politics - Just Ride.
HDF probably doesn't have enough disk space for Palin's gaffs anyway.

No, I think both party's $uck and, one way or the other, both of them are going to $scew the middle class in the end.

 

Double post.......... I sure wish HDF would fix this f'in problem. It's getting to be a Deja vu of 2008 all over again.

 

I am going to start sleeping on my back. Seems like everyone in Washington is trying to SCREW us all!!!

PS - renew your license on-line if you can. No proof necessary.

 

Yep, but you can only do that Every Other renewal period. With a clean record it's 8 years between renewals, so every 16 years they want a new Mug Shot and the battery of tests. I got mine done just under the wire in (Oct ?) before they doubled the fees and implemented all the new document requirements. I'm go to go till I'm 75, if I live that long......