Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in
one.


Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.



Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a
wood and an iron.



Ping just offered Elin Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own set of
drivers. They're said to be named Elin Woods..."clubs you can beat Tiger with."



Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family--his new
name?: Cheetah


Since Tiger drives an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his caddy?



Hello Mister Woods this is the On Star operator we have detected that an angry
person has put a golf club through your window, we are contacting **** for a
replacement club.



Heck who amongst us doesn't hear a car crash and immediately grab the closest
golf club we can find??!!!



HERE'S THE HEADLINE: "Crouching Tiger, Hidden hydrant"



What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians.




That's the first time Tiger Woods has failed to drive 300 yards




Perhaps Tiger should have used a driver I find it's a nightmare driving at
2.05am: sometimes you can't see the Woods for the trees.



Tiger's wife went for him over a birdie.




What was the second worst part of Tiger's car accident?

The police found the driver in the trunk.



What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?

They went clubbing.



What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?

Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards

 

Good ones Eddie!
It sure doesnt take long does it?

 

good stuff !!!!!!!!

 

The cops asked Erin how many times she hit him.
She replied, "I'm not sure, just put me down for a 5."

 

Bawhahahahahahahahahaha.......

 

Funny how these get around.... I have already posted them from here onto two other sites...

 

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funny!!

 

I heard he's having a little trouble with his putz.

 

 

A picture is worth a thousand words, but a voicemail is worth 300 million!