Biker joke
#1
06-22-2009, 07:29 PM
Biker joke
A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.
'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face ...
Kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.
I yelled, 'Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the sh*t out of all of you!'
'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.
'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.
'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face ...
Kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.
I yelled, 'Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the sh*t out of all of you!'
St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'
'Just a couple of minutes ago...'
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OK wait.. I got one too.. I've been saving it for y'all!!
A little boy and a little girl, both about six, are playing in the sandbox.
Unexpectedly, the little boy farted, causing a little sand between his legs
to shift.
She notices, and squeals with laughter, "How'd you do that," she asks.
"Easy," he exclaimed, "I just farted."
"Can I try it," she asks?
"Sure," he says, "anybody can do it."
So she strains, and concentrates, and grunts. Suddenly, there's a terrible
explosion, the sides of the sandbox fly off, all the sand flies out.
The little boy rolls down the hill, he finds himself upside down against a
tree. He groggily gets to his feet, runs over to where the little girl is
out cold, flat on her back, spread eagle.
He lifts up her dress, peeks underneath, and loudly exclaims, "Just what I
thought, dual exhaust."
A little boy and a little girl, both about six, are playing in the sandbox.
Unexpectedly, the little boy farted, causing a little sand between his legs
to shift.
She notices, and squeals with laughter, "How'd you do that," she asks.
"Easy," he exclaimed, "I just farted."
"Can I try it," she asks?
"Sure," he says, "anybody can do it."
So she strains, and concentrates, and grunts. Suddenly, there's a terrible
explosion, the sides of the sandbox fly off, all the sand flies out.
The little boy rolls down the hill, he finds himself upside down against a
tree. He groggily gets to his feet, runs over to where the little girl is
out cold, flat on her back, spread eagle.
He lifts up her dress, peeks underneath, and loudly exclaims, "Just what I
thought, dual exhaust."
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06-25-2009, 05:47 AM
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06-25-2009, 07:48 AM
OK wait.. I got one too.. I've been saving it for y'all!!
A little boy and a little girl, both about six, are playing in the sandbox.
Unexpectedly, the little boy farted, causing a little sand between his legs
to shift.
She notices, and squeals with laughter, "How'd you do that," she asks.
"Easy," he exclaimed, "I just farted."
"Can I try it," she asks?
"Sure," he says, "anybody can do it."
So she strains, and concentrates, and grunts. Suddenly, there's a terrible
explosion, the sides of the sandbox fly off, all the sand flies out.
The little boy rolls down the hill, he finds himself upside down against a
tree. He groggily gets to his feet, runs over to where the little girl is
out cold, flat on her back, spread eagle.
He lifts up her dress, peeks underneath, and loudly exclaims, "Just what I
thought, dual exhaust."
A little boy and a little girl, both about six, are playing in the sandbox.
Unexpectedly, the little boy farted, causing a little sand between his legs
to shift.
She notices, and squeals with laughter, "How'd you do that," she asks.
"Easy," he exclaimed, "I just farted."
"Can I try it," she asks?
"Sure," he says, "anybody can do it."
So she strains, and concentrates, and grunts. Suddenly, there's a terrible
explosion, the sides of the sandbox fly off, all the sand flies out.
The little boy rolls down the hill, he finds himself upside down against a
tree. He groggily gets to his feet, runs over to where the little girl is
out cold, flat on her back, spread eagle.
He lifts up her dress, peeks underneath, and loudly exclaims, "Just what I
thought, dual exhaust."
that is funny !!!
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