If you sportster where a beverage, what would it be and a couple brief reasons why.

If my sporty was a drink, it would be Disaronno.
It's quick, smooth, can consume in large quantities; sometimes you don't realize just how amazing it is till you take the time to really swish it around.

 

Mine would be a good ol' American bourbon.

 

Mine would be milk

 

Homebrew

 

Moonshine...

Homemade using whatever I had on hand or had real cheap and if you rush it, it could kill you.

 

Was this something you saw on Oprah? Keerist... and they wonder why it's called a girl's bike.

 

I've actually got to agree with Schwing on this.....But then I have to also agree with Robo too. Just came up with Moonshine as a possible kind of a theme for the scoot once I actually get back to work on the extra tins I have sitting in the basement for mine.

 

Tokillya Sunrise, because I love early morning rides. Ride till the sun is in your eyes and then stop for breakfast.

 

Don't watch oprah, nor do I have the sexual confusion they do.
Just looking for a laugh and i got it already.
In my experience someone always has to say something stupid to try and degrade things others enjoy. When I'm told I own a chick bike I usually fully agree that many chicks does love my bike when I'm on it.

 

Mine would be a fine tequila. It's smooth with a little bite and when I hit the throttle I go aye aye aye!