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Old 01-09-2012, 06:01 AM
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I'm guessing the guy in the middle likes to check his make-up while riding.

 

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Old 01-09-2012, 07:23 AM
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Seems there's smart-a$$ in every crowd.

Smile as you walk by and say

"I didn't know Harley made EasyBoys, eh, FatBob's. 'bout the same in my book".

Keep an eye out for bottles or a ball bat

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Old 01-09-2012, 07:28 AM
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Who cares what you ride,as long as your riding
 
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Old 01-09-2012, 07:46 AM
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I get accused of ridin' a girls bike all the time:
 
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Old 01-09-2012, 08:03 AM
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Should have told her "because we both like to eat pu$$y"?
 
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Old 01-09-2012, 08:31 AM
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Just tell her nothing tickles your sack like a sporty. . . wait. . . did that come across a little. . .gay? Never mind. . .insertmanlycommenthere.
 
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Old 01-09-2012, 08:51 AM
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"You are right. This actually WAS a girl's bike. This was my wife's bike before she died of cancer. I ride it to remember her."

Go ahead, see how they respond after that line... serves them right.
 
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Old 01-09-2012, 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted by schwingding
"You are right. This actually WAS a girl's bike. This was my wife's bike before she died of cancer. I ride it to remember her."

Go ahead, see how they respond after that line... serves them right.
Perfect...
 
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Old 01-09-2012, 09:33 AM
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Aha that was a good one! She most likely wasn't a bright one.
 
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Old 01-09-2012, 11:43 AM
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I like my bike, that's all the opinions I care about. Oh and my wife's too, right dear?
 


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