Sportsters Are Not Harleys
#81
12-03-2011, 09:25 PM
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#84
12-03-2011, 11:24 PM
Backstory: I am a long time lurker and this thread prompted me to sign up. I own a 01 1200 Custom that works for me, for now. Family that I ride with have road kings, street glides, dynas and a Gixxer (not even getting into that one). I get **** from all of them yet my bike is quicker and louder than any of em.
Storytime: Not too long ago I came across a murdered sporty that looked mean even when parked. Its license plate cover read "Your Mom". At the time it just sounded cool but this thread sparked a thought on how that murdered sporty owner could reply to the "that's a girls bike!".
What I imagine he would say- You're damn right its a girl bike, [pointing to the Your Mom plate] I ride Your Mom till the sun comes up!
Storytime: Not too long ago I came across a murdered sporty that looked mean even when parked. Its license plate cover read "Your Mom". At the time it just sounded cool but this thread sparked a thought on how that murdered sporty owner could reply to the "that's a girls bike!".
What I imagine he would say- You're damn right its a girl bike, [pointing to the Your Mom plate] I ride Your Mom till the sun comes up!
#87
12-04-2011, 07:45 AM
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Disclaimer: I am simply sharing a story with you.
Background story: I have a 02 883C.
Today I was at a birthday celebration with some fancy people. I was talking to a lady who is in her 70s when we heard a guy on a Nightster parking his bike outside. The lady, out of the blue said "I wish I had a gun to shoot him." I turned around and asked her "why would you say that?". She replied "This guy pretends he has a Harley. He just rides around the neighborhood and makes so much noise...he doesn't even have a real bike and he does not work." I was fraking overwhelmed by what she said. A friend of mine told me "Maybe you should not mention that you have a bike." So I told the lady "he is actually riding a Harley." To what she said "yes but it's a small one, not a real Harley like the big ones." I was laughing inside me and told her "of course this is a Harley" and she interrupted and asked "why do you have one?". I said "Yes I do, the exact same one." And she turned away.
I was not going to explain to her the difference between the Nightster my 02.
Background story: I have a 02 883C.
Today I was at a birthday celebration with some fancy people. I was talking to a lady who is in her 70s when we heard a guy on a Nightster parking his bike outside. The lady, out of the blue said "I wish I had a gun to shoot him." I turned around and asked her "why would you say that?". She replied "This guy pretends he has a Harley. He just rides around the neighborhood and makes so much noise...he doesn't even have a real bike and he does not work." I was fraking overwhelmed by what she said. A friend of mine told me "Maybe you should not mention that you have a bike." So I told the lady "he is actually riding a Harley." To what she said "yes but it's a small one, not a real Harley like the big ones." I was laughing inside me and told her "of course this is a Harley" and she interrupted and asked "why do you have one?". I said "Yes I do, the exact same one." And she turned away.
I was not going to explain to her the difference between the Nightster my 02.
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12-04-2011, 05:51 PM
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Fancy party,
nicely dressed people speaking in hushed tones,
the clinking of ice in peoples drinks,
her wearing her pretty pink dress, hair done at the salon,
chauffeured limousine waiting outside.........
Yeah, you should have kicked her in the puss.
Then loudly proclaim "This shall not stand Madam, I will not hear disparaging remarks concerning the great American Sportster"!
nicely dressed people speaking in hushed tones,
the clinking of ice in peoples drinks,
her wearing her pretty pink dress, hair done at the salon,
chauffeured limousine waiting outside.........
Yeah, you should have kicked her in the puss.
Then loudly proclaim "This shall not stand Madam, I will not hear disparaging remarks concerning the great American Sportster"!
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#89
12-04-2011, 07:06 PM
Fancy party,
nicely dressed people speaking in hushed tones,
the clinking of ice in peoples drinks,
her wearing her pretty pink dress, hair done at the salon,
chauffeured limousine waiting outside.........
Yeah, you should have kicked her in the puss.
Then loudly proclaim "This shall not stand Madam, I will not hear disparaging remarks concerning the great American Sportster"!
nicely dressed people speaking in hushed tones,
the clinking of ice in peoples drinks,
her wearing her pretty pink dress, hair done at the salon,
chauffeured limousine waiting outside.........
Yeah, you should have kicked her in the puss.
Then loudly proclaim "This shall not stand Madam, I will not hear disparaging remarks concerning the great American Sportster"!
LMAO!!!
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12-04-2011, 07:11 PM