went to renew registration on my truck and renew license at the bakers basin DMV here in NJ.

when i got there the line for the license renewal was about 45 minutes long so i went ahead and renewed my truck registration and while in line for that debated whether to stay and renew my license.

while at the window for the registration i decided screw it, i don't have the patience to wait and walked out to my bike, as I'm putting my helmet on i see a car backing up towards me full of Indians and i don't me pocahontas. buckle my helmet look back and the woman driver is still coming so i start she is still coming, got between her and the bike all the while yelling and flailing my arms and finally just clubbed her trunk lid with my fist as hard as i could to get her attention.
she stopped literally 2" from my license plate bracket and just looked at me so i walked up to her window and she says " whats the problem"

WHATS THE PROBLEM!!!! YOU ALMOST HIT MY ****ING MOTORCYCLE!!! DONT YOU LOOK WHERE YOU ARE BACKING???!!!
IF YOU WANT TO LIVE IN THIS COUNTRY YOU BETTER LEARN HOW TO DRIVE PROPERLY!!!!

so she and her husband get out of the car to walk back and look and he sees just how close she came to knocking my bike over and starts apologizing profusely for her driving, it was all i could do to keep from laughing at this point.

the best part is i don't think she will be backing without looking ever again
because i think i put the fear of GOD in her and the huge dent in the top of the trunk lid will always be a reminder.

i also have no doubt that if i had waited in line for my license that i would have come out to a bike laying on its side and no one around to KILL as she looked like the classic hit and run driver.

 

Talk about good timing. Ive got a buddy who left his nightster for 15min at Mickey Ds and found it laying on the ground.

 

Nice one

 

I bet her next stop was WalMart for some new underwear had it been me and my bike I would have done the same, but a hit and run I am going huntin'