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Old 04-13-2009 | 07:39 PM
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Originally Posted by coze
Whos Sonny Barger?
Originally Posted by agedwards63
We'll pretend you didnt ask that....
haha!

No worries Coze...just google Hells Angels
 
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Old 04-13-2009 | 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by LoneStarSkater
Sonny Barger rode a Sportster.
Sonny Barger now rides a Victory Vision though.
 
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Old 04-13-2009 | 08:24 PM
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how about "if i wanted something bigger, i would have called your wife"
 
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Old 04-13-2009 | 10:45 PM
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Don't get those comments, but if I did, it would be the ole' F*CK YOU!
 
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Old 04-13-2009 | 11:18 PM
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Lol I'm a fan of

Originally Posted by scotty-j
how about "if i wanted something bigger, i would have called your wife"
 
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Old 04-13-2009 | 11:28 PM
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It's very simple. Just ride your Sporty. I put over 52,000 miles on my bike in 3 years. Then ya just ask those a-holes how many miles did you ride last year. Shuts em up in a hurry!!





Then you can give em a little of the above!!!

I really have never got very many of those comments.
 

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Old 04-13-2009 | 11:32 PM
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You guys must look like pussies, because nobody has ever had the gumption to ask me that to my face.

Or maybe I just don't give a **** and never hear it when they ask.
 
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Old 04-14-2009 | 12:06 AM
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never had any comments made about my sporty, every one i ever met on it liked it, and yeah, i thought it was a pretty nice bike myself... in fact the only bad comments ive ever heard were on motorcycle forums... and those were probably made by someone who had never owned a sportster... but then i dont really hang out and all... i ride by myself and never had to defend my ride...
 
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Old 04-14-2009 | 12:12 AM
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i usually just throat punch them in the face and push their bike over. jk never have problems just compliments.
 
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Old 04-14-2009 | 12:33 AM
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Was told that once...thought quickly and responded with: "Ya it is a chicks bike. Chicks REALLY dig it...my wife does. So does my girlfriend!"
 



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