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Old 04-13-2009 | 06:05 PM
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tell them lets race and see who the bitch is when were done.
 
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Old 04-13-2009 | 06:09 PM
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No one ever told me that when I owned a Sporty.

I always had a planned response of:

"Your girl sure enjoyed riding it last night."

Never got to use it!
 
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Old 04-13-2009 | 06:14 PM
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Not really a problem for me as I ride mine rather than stand around talking about riding, if I stop it's for gas, a smoke or a quick bite and I'm back on the road.
I guess if it ever does come up "GO F**K YOURSELF" would be as good a comeback as any.
 
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Old 04-13-2009 | 06:16 PM
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I had a couple of friends, rode some before but not now, make a "girl's bike" comment, but I asked them what they were riding now. One of them couldn't afford a mini-bike, let alone a Harley, and the other one's WIFE wouldn't let him get ANYTHING. I asked them what were they riding now. That shut 'em up.
 
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Old 04-13-2009 | 06:18 PM
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You may have a fight on your hands though. But when you beat the crap out of them that just proves who the b**** is, doesn't it.
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Not really a problem for me as I ride mine rather than stand around talking about riding, if I stop it's for gas, a smoke or a quick bite and I'm back on the road.
I guess if it ever does come up "GO F**K YOURSELF" would be as good a comeback as any.
 
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Old 04-13-2009 | 07:12 PM
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I usually opt for the F**K Off response.
 
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Old 04-13-2009 | 07:22 PM
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Sonny Barger rode a Sportster.
 
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Old 04-13-2009 | 07:27 PM
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Whos Sonny Barger?
 
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Old 04-13-2009 | 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted by coze
Whos Sonny Barger?
We'll pretend you didnt ask that....
 
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Old 04-13-2009 | 07:30 PM
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My wife's cousin rode with an MC Club. He had a real nice classic sporty. When the guys in the club gave him enough crap about riding a bitch's bike, he painted it hot pink. They never gave him anoter ounce of ****. I geuss they figured it took some ***** to ride around on a hot pink sporty.
 


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