JWB,you are so dang funny,and sadly enough everything you said is true.If my wife rides with me on the back of my 07 1200 low i gotta slow to about 5 miles an hour over speed bumps,go around small dips if possible since my stock shocks are pure junk.Then you gotta put her bottled water, a comb, her purse,a handerkerchief in case her makeup gets ruined,and then she wants to know if you can put one of those back seats on it that has arm rests.Hyabusas are fast and look ok, but have almost no utility.I wouldsay 100% of peoplethat own a hyabusa own one just so they can say the have the fastest production streetbike made.Riding one or any sportbike in that leaned over position makes no sense tome,it only would make sense on a racetrack.Of course many rocket riders use the streets and freeways as a racetrack giving us all bad names.My first poker run i owned a suzuki bandit.My wife could barely walk after 67 miles onthat one.