Anyone hear from Dallas, lately?
#22
RE: Anyone hear from Dallas, lately?
I agree with Dallas....not got a windshield, don't want one. As far as I'm concerned, windshields are for soccer players.... lol...or sissies....which is the same as a soccer player...(I'm a rugby player, by the way, that's why the fake distain for soccer players) lol
Rev. George......Chattanooga, TN
Rev. George......Chattanooga, TN
#23
RE: Anyone hear from Dallas, lately?
ORIGINAL: Zeb
Chicks dig cycles!
Chicks dig cycles!
One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.
Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.
Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.
Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.
After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals.
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.
Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he would then lift him out of the pit.
The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.
The moral of the story? (yep, you betcha, there IS a moral!)
"When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks"
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RE: Anyone hear from Dallas, lately?
ORIGINAL: Dallastx
When I ride on long trips, I wear a helmet with a 3/4 shield. When I did the last 760 mile trip. I scraped the bugs off. Got a decent tan out of it. As ugly as I am had a 20 year old babe compliment my baby blues and tan.lol!!
F-in A!!!
When I ride on long trips, I wear a helmet with a 3/4 shield. When I did the last 760 mile trip. I scraped the bugs off. Got a decent tan out of it. As ugly as I am had a 20 year old babe compliment my baby blues and tan.lol!!
F-in A!!!
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#27
RE: Anyone hear from Dallas, lately?
ORIGINAL: Dallastx
I'm still here, I think. Thank god I live on the 3rd floor or I'd be screwed. My bike is well protected. I have a large Trojan condom covering it right now.
I'm still here, I think. Thank god I live on the 3rd floor or I'd be screwed. My bike is well protected. I have a large Trojan condom covering it right now.
#28
RE: Anyone hear from Dallas, lately?
Well Steve. If the ground is dry tomorrow, I will ride tomorrow. This crap can't stay forever!
Got a tune I recorded today because I was so friggen board. Midnight by The Shadows.
http://www.guitarblast.com/attachmen...p;d=1183080937
Got a tune I recorded today because I was so friggen board. Midnight by The Shadows.
http://www.guitarblast.com/attachmen...p;d=1183080937
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