Funny Story at Olive Garden
#1
04-24-2013, 10:00 AM
Funny Story at Olive Garden
So the wife and I are out eating at Olive Garden a couple nights back, and I wear a Harley Shirt..... The waitress is like "oh you guys ride!! me and my fiance have a Fat Boy, we just traded in our Dyna for it, we rode to Mississippi, etc, etc" So there is some Harley talk.
Later, when I have ate way too much, there is some conversation with the waitress about weight gain, exercise, portion control, etc. The waitress and my wife have something in common - I've gained 60 pounds recently and her fiance had gained 50 pounds recently.....
Well, I love Harleys, different models, blacked out, chromed out, yellow ones, black ones, you name it. So...... as we were leaving, I asked the waitress, "just curious, what color is your fat boy?" - she paused, looked a bit confused, and mumbled, "oh, well, he's white"..... I looked at her a minute, she looked at me a minute, and I said "what did you think I just asked you??" she said, "what color my fat boy....... OH!!!!!!!" Now that was a funny moment!
And just for the record, the motorcycle is black
Later, when I have ate way too much, there is some conversation with the waitress about weight gain, exercise, portion control, etc. The waitress and my wife have something in common - I've gained 60 pounds recently and her fiance had gained 50 pounds recently.....
Well, I love Harleys, different models, blacked out, chromed out, yellow ones, black ones, you name it. So...... as we were leaving, I asked the waitress, "just curious, what color is your fat boy?" - she paused, looked a bit confused, and mumbled, "oh, well, he's white"..... I looked at her a minute, she looked at me a minute, and I said "what did you think I just asked you??" she said, "what color my fat boy....... OH!!!!!!!" Now that was a funny moment!
And just for the record, the motorcycle is black
#7
04-24-2013, 10:32 AM
So the wife and I are out eating at Olive Garden a couple nights back, and I wear a Harley Shirt..... The waitress is like "oh you guys ride!! me and my fiance have a Fat Boy, we just traded in our Dyna for it, we rode to Mississippi, etc, etc" So there is some Harley talk.
Later, when I have ate way too much, there is some conversation with the waitress about weight gain, exercise, portion control, etc. The waitress and my wife have something in common - I've gained 60 pounds recently and her fiance had gained 50 pounds recently.....
Well, I love Harleys, different models, blacked out, chromed out, yellow ones, black ones, you name it. So...... as we were leaving, I asked the waitress, "just curious, what color is your fat boy?" - she paused, looked a bit confused, and mumbled, "oh, well, he's white"..... I looked at her a minute, she looked at me a minute, and I said "what did you think I just asked you??" she said, "what color my fat boy....... OH!!!!!!!" Now that was a funny moment!
And just for the record, the motorcycle is black
Later, when I have ate way too much, there is some conversation with the waitress about weight gain, exercise, portion control, etc. The waitress and my wife have something in common - I've gained 60 pounds recently and her fiance had gained 50 pounds recently.....
Well, I love Harleys, different models, blacked out, chromed out, yellow ones, black ones, you name it. So...... as we were leaving, I asked the waitress, "just curious, what color is your fat boy?" - she paused, looked a bit confused, and mumbled, "oh, well, he's white"..... I looked at her a minute, she looked at me a minute, and I said "what did you think I just asked you??" she said, "what color my fat boy....... OH!!!!!!!" Now that was a funny moment!
And just for the record, the motorcycle is black
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