All Harley's are cool and there's a "coolness" sensor in the seat. If the bike sensed you're not cool it performs accordingly so you don't buy it. Guess you'll never own one...sorry...
Didn't like the Heritage handlebars and the seat made me feel like I was sitting on top of the bike not in it. Stripped everything off but the windshield (no buffeting here) and replaced seat, handlebars and lowered the rear. Nice loud Vance and Hines pipes completes the picture. I don't think you'd mistake it for a 'geezer' bike.
All Harley's are cool and there's a "coolness" sensor in the seat. If the bike sensed you're not cool it performs accordingly so you don't buy it. Guess you'll never own one...sorry...