Harley ruined my life!
#31
04-10-2011, 04:43 PM
When the wife quetions you you have to be prepared and think like the old lady...
#1 I did it for the kids - this works with all safety items. If I didnt have this engine guard the bike could fall over and crush little Johnny.
#2 I saved $500 - this is used when she asked you how much it cost. you never tell her what it cost just how much you saved
#3 Those came free with the pipes I bought last month, they were just back ordered. - This is used to explain mysterious new packages that arrive
#4 I did it for you - This is for things like sissy bar, back rest, pillion and saddle bags, a girl has to have comfort and a place to put her thongs.
#5 Its the law. According to state code 105b section 2, 3, and 4 I have to have loud pipes, Air horns and a license plate that stick out like that because it is more visible, you don't want me to get tickets do you...
#6 I had to get it or may ***** would turn blue. Oh wait a minute, that is for something else, scratch that... Literally
There are many more, feel free to ad your own
#1 I did it for the kids - this works with all safety items. If I didnt have this engine guard the bike could fall over and crush little Johnny.
#2 I saved $500 - this is used when she asked you how much it cost. you never tell her what it cost just how much you saved
#3 Those came free with the pipes I bought last month, they were just back ordered. - This is used to explain mysterious new packages that arrive
#4 I did it for you - This is for things like sissy bar, back rest, pillion and saddle bags, a girl has to have comfort and a place to put her thongs.
#5 Its the law. According to state code 105b section 2, 3, and 4 I have to have loud pipes, Air horns and a license plate that stick out like that because it is more visible, you don't want me to get tickets do you...
#6 I had to get it or may ***** would turn blue. Oh wait a minute, that is for something else, scratch that... Literally
There are many more, feel free to ad your own
I unintentionally emulated the most badass Harley on this forum! OMG I'm so happy! Next, engine guard just like you!
#32
04-10-2011, 05:42 PM
Thanks, just a small service we provide...
Dude I like the seat on your scooter, This winter Im sending my seat pillion and backrest to have it all covered in gator...
for that I'm using the #7 excuse....
Honey it didnt cost me nothing, I shot that bastard on the highway Luckily the leather guy did it for free and kept the rest of the hide as payment. By the way because I love you I brought home a bunch of gator meat (bought at the store) so we are also saving some money on the meat bill.... Would you mind frying some up tonight???
Dude I like the seat on your scooter, This winter Im sending my seat pillion and backrest to have it all covered in gator...
for that I'm using the #7 excuse....
Honey it didnt cost me nothing, I shot that bastard on the highway Luckily the leather guy did it for free and kept the rest of the hide as payment. By the way because I love you I brought home a bunch of gator meat (bought at the store) so we are also saving some money on the meat bill.... Would you mind frying some up tonight???
#33
04-10-2011, 06:24 PM
Thanks, just a small service we provide...
Dude I like the seat on your scooter, This winter Im sending my seat pillion and backrest to have it all covered in gator...
for that I'm using the #7 excuse....
Honey it didnt cost me nothing, I shot that bastard on the highway Luckily the leather guy did it for free and kept the rest of the hide as payment. By the way because I love you I brought home a bunch of gator meat (bought at the store) so we are also saving some money on the meat bill.... Would you mind frying some up tonight???
Dude I like the seat on your scooter, This winter Im sending my seat pillion and backrest to have it all covered in gator...
for that I'm using the #7 excuse....
Honey it didnt cost me nothing, I shot that bastard on the highway Luckily the leather guy did it for free and kept the rest of the hide as payment. By the way because I love you I brought home a bunch of gator meat (bought at the store) so we are also saving some money on the meat bill.... Would you mind frying some up tonight???
You should write a book!
#34
04-10-2011, 07:11 PM
By the way, the quote you have at the bottom of your signature that says "unknown"... I wrote that, so now you know... just kidding
Its funny you should mention writing a book, I have been thinking about it for quite a while.
When you get old you have a lot of BS that has accumulated over the years, would hate to see it go to waste...
By the way #1 works very well at Christmas time, All those cool toys I wanted but couldn't afford as a kid, you guessed it, I just had to get them for my son, she never blinked an eye....
Its funny you should mention writing a book, I have been thinking about it for quite a while.
When you get old you have a lot of BS that has accumulated over the years, would hate to see it go to waste...
By the way #1 works very well at Christmas time, All those cool toys I wanted but couldn't afford as a kid, you guessed it, I just had to get them for my son, she never blinked an eye....
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04-10-2011, 07:24 PM
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