Depends on whose tail my boner is on.

See? You can't miss with this. It's an instant win.

 

Who's talking about bikes?

 

I do have to stop, however. The reality is that I teach junior high school. The last thing I want to do is answer, "What kind of bike do you have?" from a student and accidentally respond, "I've got a boner." out of habit as a 7th grade girl walks in the room.

The lawsuit would just be too damned much energy.

That's the real problem with calling it a boner. Get into that habit and eventually it's going to come out wrong (the word, not a boner).

 

 

 

Yeah but what if theres a group of guys who all ride the "BONER" and all you here is hey dude I like your boner wish mine was as nice as yours..........not gonna go there ,

 

Right... Like my friends have any reservations about making jokes like that to begin with (and not always with a bike to reference).

We're all immature. There's a reason we don't drive a Ford Escort. A motorcycle is not a "practical" vehicle. We're not doing this based on logic.

We all behave like children.

I somehow doubt many of us have friends that don't make jokes like that anyway.

At least... We think they're joking.

 

Yep, I would laugh my butt off if my buddy told me he just cleaned his boner and it was looking reeeeaaallll nice.LOL, justs cracks me up but to each their own.

 

Also, it suddenly occurs to me that my boner changes colors depending on the light, but most of the time it's blue.

Most unfortunate.

 

Out of morbid curiosity, I wanted to see if people actually called these bikes boners.

I did a web search.

Right now if you google Harley Davidson Boner the top (and apparently only) reference of this type google knows about is this thread.

I'm either a complete nerd or a trend setter.

Maybe both.

Who wants to join me?